EXO Members Experience Fanfics

Description

Exo has stumbled on a fanfic website called...."Asianfanfics" and Super junior, Key, and Jonghyun are showing them what fangirls do in their spare time. O.O

*Yes, undeniable pairings are purposefully placed everywhere in this mini story.*

Foreword

After working hard on practicing the boys of EXO roamed the internet in their rooms.  They weren't tired at all and wanted to play since they never usually get done with practice as early as 10 pm. Luhan, Sehun, and Xiumin played on the playstation. Kris and Suho chilled on the bed watching a show on the ipad. Tao, Kai, Baekhyun, and Chanyeol took photos in the bathroom. Lay, Chen, and D.O. played ninja on the floor.

"Aishh~ The drama is over already?" Kris complained quietly looking into the ipad. "What should we do now...?"  Suho's eyes roamed the glass object that projected something interesting.

"Hyung, look at this.." Suho touched the screen to show a photo having to do with their band

Kris and Suho stared at the screen for a while and then busted into laughter. The gamers and ninjas wanted to know what was so funny and scooted over to their leaders. After seeing the photos they too began laughing. The ulzzangs in the bathroom were interrupted by their laughter and strolled into the room.

"What's so funny?" Chanyeol asked in his ever so deep voice. The group went silent and blankly stared at the new people in the room. D.O., unable to contain his laughter walked out the room covering his huge grin. "Is D.O. okay...?"

"He's alright..' Sehun said chuckling between words and then back to a straight face. All was quiet and then Baekhyun got an idea then whispered it into Tao's ear. Tao looked at Baekhyun a bit confused then answered quietly.

"hyung , I don't feel that it's that serious.."

"It is." Baekhyun insisted and pushed Tao towards Kris. "Do it." Tao timidly looked to both hyungs and then gulped down.

"Buing Buing." Tao awkwardly spoke with a balled fist to the side of his head moving and his panda eyes looked to Kris. "Can we see it hyung??" Kris blankly stared at Tao's aegyo and everyone else laughed more. Kris's stare became more intense and then he grabbed Tao's face.

"Only the panda can see!" he announced to the other ulzzangs next to Tao. 

"aniiiiiiii!" Baekhyun interrupted. "I want to see it too!" He pouted looking at Kris but the leader had already forgotten about everyone else and took Tao to a corner and showed him the ipad.

Tao chuckled quietly patting Kris's back. 

"Who ever this camera man is.....I am so proud of them."  Baekhyun no longer cared for what they were laughing at and tugged Chanyeol's arm. 

"Let's make snacks.." he said under his breath. Chanyeol nodded and followed without a word.

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The night went on as the trolled through more photos on the ipad. They wereso into the funny macros they have found and then stumbled onto a site...

"What is the breakfast couple?" Lay asked looking at things their fans posted on forums. Everyone thought for a moment and then looked to eachother.

"I have no idea.." D.O. admitted.

"It's me and chanyeol." Baekhyun injected while eating cookies and sitting next to Chanyeol.

"What else do they have on here?" Suho asked scrolling through. "Hunhan, Taoris, Kaisoo......... "

"We all have a pairing?" Kai asked while playing on his phone. Then Suho's eyes looked worried and alarmed. 

"Hyung?....you okay?" Sehun asked patting his sholder. Suho then began reading out loud parts of the fanfic.

"Kai's hands were so strong around my waist....I wanted to be embraced by him forever, especially when he says'don't you ever change Kyung Soo'..... " Suho looked to Kai and to D.O.

"Wait! Wait! Why am i the chick in this?!" D.O. took the ipad and looked at it intently. He fell over onto Kai's shoulder whimpering, "My innocence....GWAH." Kai took the ipad from him and read as well.

"When Baekhyun ^#*@* saying 'Chanyeol, not that 'I couldn't help but *$......" Kai turned the ipad over and layed in dismay with D.O. "Our innocence....Our innocence..." Baekhyun blushed and picked up the ipad.

"Those have gotta be lies! you guys are making that u--" Baekhyun's eyes looked at the words  and his face got really red. "W-What is this?!?!"  The only unfazed faces were Tao and Sehun for these innocent maknaes have no idea what their hyungs were freaking out about.

"Why was moan bleeped out?" Tao asked Sehun. Exo-k's maknae shrugged and shook his head.

"Nooo idea." Luhan and Kris quickly covered their little one's ears when Lay so bluntly read a HunHan fanfic.

"I couldn't believe this guy was sleeping next to me...How will I be able to tell Sehun how I feel about him?" Lay looked to Luhan and then at the screen. "LIES THESE ARE ALL LIES!"

"Lay, they are fanfics. It's what our fans want..." Xiumin said looking away from the screen. Baekhyun quickly took out his cell and called Jonghyun.

"HYUNG! Come quick we have a problem!" Baekhyun yelled over the phone.  On the other end Jonghyun laid ontop of Key's back while watching tv.

"Arrasso. Arrasso. me and key will be right over." Jonghyun sighed and poked Key's head. "Kibum, come on. Don't act like your sleep. The Exo boys need our help..." Key waved his hand to swat at jonghyun's endless poking.

"I was enjoying the titanic movie and now this..." Jonghyun and Key soon waddled over to the Exo's house without the other members since they were sleep.

"OH MY GOD HOW CAN XIUMIN AND CHEN DO THAT?" Luhan looked over D.O.'s shoulder and read, but quickly blushed and sat back next to Sehun and Kai. The doorbell rung repeatedly because of impatient Key at the door. "Hey, Chanyeol...Get the door." Chanyeol got up and opened the door to his short hyungs.

"What brings you guys here?" Chanyeol asked with a derpy grin. Key sighed and pushed Jonghyun gently infront of him and Jonghyun replied,

"Baekhyun said you guys have a problem?" Chanyeol blinked.

"Bacon said that?...hmmm....okay." he led his hyungs to the source of all evil. 

"YOU CAME!!!!" Baekhyun, while holding the ipad, hugged both key and jonghyun tightly. "take a look at this! What are we gonna do!?" Key and Jonghyun both read quietly to eachother. Key looked up at the boys and then laughed. Jonghyun soon joined in.

"Oh, THIS problem!" Jonghyun said with relief. "I thought one of you saw the other or something!" The room went quiet and the Shinee couple coughed. 

"This is the usual for fans of kpop groups you guys." Key insisted.

"Yeah~ I think me and Key are the number one couple in SHINee...or is that Taemin and Minho....?" Jonghyun thought but key his teeth.

"Of course we're number one! I'm in the pairing." Key blew his hair out from his face. The EXO members looked blankly to them.

"I'm speaking for everyone when I ask, Jjinja??" the number one pairing nodded together. Kris shook his head.

"I don't think this is true. Not every group has to deal with this!" Key looked at Kris and sighed.

"Rookies...Rookies...Listen to umma. Or we can get SUJU appa to tell you the same thing." Key looked to every single member of EXO then dialed Donghae's number. "Fine, I'll get appa over here."

"Yeboseo*?" Answered Donghae in the middle of showering with Eunhyuk.

"Come to Exo's house now. Please and thank you." Key giggled a bit and hung up.

"Who was that?" Eunhyuk asked while cleaning under his arms.

"Key told me to go to Exo's house..." Donghae put a towel on his head stepping out and looked at Eunhyuk. "you, Tuekie and Yesung should come too." Eunhyuk turned off the shower and nodded.

"Sure, we weren't gonna do anything important anyhow..." Eunhyuk gathered Leetuek and Yesung. Off they went to Exo's house.

The door bell rung and was opened by Key. "Come, Come." they all walked in and looked at the group of youngsters.

"Is their a problem?" leetuek asked worriedly."No one is hurt?"

"No. Just look at this." Key shoved the ipad in their faces. "Our rookies have experienced fanfics...." 

"ugh....fanfics." Yesung said looking away. "Why don't they ever put us with pretty women?!" Donghae sat on a couch and Eunhyuk sat in his lap.

"Why is this a problem? It isn't real so why worry?" Eunhyuk asked.

"IS THIS HOW WE'RE SEEN???" Baekhyun asked.

"I think you guys are just over thinking, honestly. They're only teenage gir---- OH MY GOD. OUR FANS ARE MORE ERTED THAN THE NOONAS HERE!!!!" Donghae in the moment of realization began spazzing while Eunhyuk tried calming him down.

"That is what we were worried about." said Kris. "how do we stop this?"

"BE A MAN!" Yesung shouted out of anger putting his fist to the sky. "AS MANLY AS YOU CAN BE! MANLY! MANLY!" he chanted. Leetuek chuckled a bit.

"You might need to call it quits now, those will never end. The more you guys are together,...THE MORE FANFICS ARE MADE..." he looked seriously at them, then laughed. "Now after all this, can you guys give us food and we'll just crash at your place?"

Exo blinked simultaneously. 

"Yeah...." Suho and Kris said.  

"Vow never to speak of this day ever again and maybe the images will erase our brains....." Kai sighed. Tao and Sehun still didn't understand what the big deal was and went to shower.

That night every slept in the big livingroom of Exo's house. Yesung hung close to a pillow, Leetuek burried his face in Donghae's back while he cuddled Eunhyuk, Key and Jonghyun laid in a corner, and all the Exo members piled in their designated rooms. That night was never brought up again. 

MaeRoo
I tried making it rather interesting. :) Hope you like!

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Tety_Vences #1
Chapter 1: So funny good job with this its really good
Climentine
#2
Haha, that was actually fanny!
Especially the hidden couples. I cracked at Eunhyuk and Donghae in the shower.
I don't really know Exo and it was still amusing. Good job!
KuromiKai #3
Chapter 1: LOL I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING
arianapetrova #4
LOL Aniya, funny
CrushedT90
#5
Haven't even read it yet but ohh I almost choked reading how normal kpop fans say aniya and how exotics say aniya and why in my head did the screamo aniya sound like Kai lol.
EXOticVIPBlackjack13
#6
ZOMG! THIS WAS TOO FUNNY!! I wonder if they ACTUALLY do know about fanfics and their pairings... hmmmm...
Jaeryeolover #7
LOL Minho so meannn~~ and EXO are very2 innoncent.. kekekke~
maymeihua_
#8
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a sly. minho that is :p