~Oh how I wish he'd go away~

Dear Diary,

Today as I was walking home, I saw something there. Like actually on my door step! It was the absolute most weirdest thing, thats ever happened to me. 

I swear it was so scary! When I called out to it, it disappeared, into thin air. But, maybe I smelled a little to much liquor. Hopefully, it goes away. But, we'll talk later.