Case #1 Kawaii Poser

 

And so the scene of this first crime takes place in the unusually quiet Chatango chat room. The suspect is none other than glitter16

The suspect is silent, refusing to tell of her past life. She is sweating and is nervous and Alice screams in fright. The two gangsta detectives believe she is a poser and are willing to find out more of this silent and suspicious suspect. They delve a little deeper.

 

The two gangsters grab her and tie her to a chair, together they slap her face with their fine gloves

Ham loses it."TELL US!!"

Chips smirks “we can do this the easy way or the hard way. you choose”

 

(narration)

walrus : she is quiet

walrus: and she replies in a week voice "konniciwa..."

xadore: *weak

walrus:  lol sorry *weak

xadore: loool

(aside)xadore: omg im getting this all down and putting it in a blog

walrus: I'M SAVING THIS FOR FOR EVER

xadore: lol ikr

(back to narration)

 

 

 

walrus: the two sherlocks held hands and swore to the heavens

 

walrus: "KONNICHIWA OHIO GOZAIMASU"

walrus (3:07:41 PM): and the episodes and with the two having some ice cream

xadore (3:09:49 PM): then suddenly without warning the ice cream melted and the sudden sounds of kids screaming they were sick became apparent to the two detectives

xadore (3:10:05 PM): they dropped the ice creams and ran in search for the crying children

walrus (3:10:26 PM): they raced to the scene in a matter of seconds.

walrus (3:10:38 PM): A girl named alice who had breathing problems was gasping for air "help me"

xadore (3:11:02 PM): while an elf asked whether it was a boy or not

walrus (3:11:29 PM): they tackled the elf to the ground and told her to go back with machoman and chansoo, the trolls

walrus (3:11:34 PM): because they're kin species

xadore (3:11:44 PM): she used her little knowledge of korean to ask 'why'

walrus (3:12:12 PM): "wae" she asked. YoungChips grabbed her by the hair and pulled her up

xadore (3:12:30 PM): i dont like your attitude

xadore (3:12:57 PM): 50dugong smirked at the roughness of her hubby...this was why she married him

walrus (3:13:09 PM): and she pulled the naughty detective to her bed

xadore (3:13:43 PM): the naughty detective was shocked to see a bed in the middle of the street

xadore (3:13:52 PM): but went along anways

xadore (3:13:55 PM): *anyway

walrus (3:14:12 PM): 50Dugong then put her hand in his pants

walrus (3:14:14 PM): and pulled out....

walrus (3:14:19 PM): a gun

xadore (3:14:22 PM): the elf saw her chance to get away

walrus (3:14:25 PM): BLOCK HAHAHAHA

xadore (3:14:28 PM): LMFAOOOO

walrus (3:15:09 PM): the elf ran

walrus (3:15:21 PM): but her small body made her trip into the gutter

xadore (3:15:23 PM): the two detectives dropped what they were doing and chased after the elf

xadore (3:15:42 PM): they caught her just b4 she splashed into the sewage water

walrus (3:15:49 PM): and she screamed

walrus (3:15:53 PM): "SOY UN DORITO"

walrus (3:15:56 PM): before they arrested her

xadore (3:16:14 PM): anything you say will be held against you

walrus (3:16:27 PM): and she whispered to chips

walrus (3:16:28 PM): "s"

xadore (3:16:47 PM): chips smirked and pulled out

xadore (3:16:57 PM): a fat suit

walrus (3:18:43 PM): and began to dance

walrus (3:18:46 PM): like eunhyuk

walrus (3:19:05 PM): while ham shoved the elf into the car

xadore (3:19:42 PM): the elf began crying...'no it cant end like this i need to taste kyu'

walrus (3:19:51 PM): and suddenly

xadore (3:20:12 PM): then she looked at the dancing eunhyuk and screamed...'my eyes hurt'

walrus (3:20:14 PM): ham put some cumin into

xadore (3:20:22 PM): to shut her up

walrus (3:20:49 PM): Eunhyuk sighed and pulled her out

walrus (3:20:49 PM): asking

walrus (3:20:55 PM): "do you speak spanish"

walrus (3:21:08 PM): the mexican elf groaned "burrito"

xadore (3:21:25 PM): and eunhyuk farted

xadore (3:21:40 PM): the smell of the burrito he had just had at the detectives office

walrus (3:22:00 PM): ham fainted at the smell

walrus (3:22:11 PM): it smelt like toxic waste from an elephant

xadore (3:22:15 PM): and chips caught her in his arms just in time

walrus (3:22:31 PM): she looked at him, saying

walrus (3:22:53 PM): "draw me like one of your french girls'

xadore (3:23:01 PM): but alas he couldnt hear her as eunhyuks fart had melted his ear

walrus (3:23:23 PM): suddenly there was a huge alarm

walrus (3:23:32 PM): "WELCOME TO THE 77TH HUNGER GAMES"

xadore (3:23:57 PM): and magically a fairy appeared and clipped on chips's ears again

xadore (3:24:07 PM): just in time for him to hear the announcement

walrus (3:24:28 PM): and cato was suddenly after the two of them

xadore (3:24:38 PM): they ran and ran and ran

walrus (3:25:01 PM): but Chips fell

walrus (3:25:08 PM): and got stunng by the wasps

xadore (3:26:34 PM): he reached out his hand for ham to grab

xadore (3:26:41 PM): but she had turned into a ham

xadore (3:26:48 PM): and had no arms to grab him by

walrus (3:27:38 PM): and chips turned into actual chips

walrus (3:27:44 PM): And a young british lad picked them up

walrus (3:27:47 PM): and ate them

xadore (3:28:20 PM): but he got full before he had finished so left one chip and a slice of ham

walrus (3:28:46 PM): the chip and ham died on a plate that day

xadore (3:29:09 PM): together forever at last

walrus (3:29:40 PM): /titanic music starts playing

xadore (3:30:10 PM): and leonardo di caprio and the girl start dancing while a man with a camera runs round the spinning couple 

 

 

/aside

walrus (3:30:28 PM): MY FAVORITE GIF AHAHAHAHHHAAHAHA

themajormyth (3:30:35 PM): lmfao ikr. its brilliant