This is the life story of two lovers. Their names: ham and chips. They were known around the world as detective 50dugong and youngchips. They were the only detectives in the universe to be having an intimate relationship with each other and still manage to save the world every day. To cut to the chase...they loved each other with a great passion. That day they had witnessed a disturbing case; a young girl decided the best way to deal with her problems was to cut herself. They finally persuaded the girl to stop but they couldn’t drop the subject and discussed it in bed cuddled up watching Simon Ds concert.

Chips: ....why cut yourself? I mean seriously."

Ham: Exactly hahaha, it hurts like heck

Chips nodded his agreement before adding “especially when you get your arm grabbed by people” Ham gave him a quizzical look before exclaiming “WHEN YOU SHOWER BRO!!!” Chips just stated “Hot water on them is painful.”

Ham smiled and cuddled in a little closer to her lover. She sighed and breathed in his scent. He always smelled like his aftershave, even the day they met he smelled exactly the same. “I don’t know, I don't think she has anything to cut about. She's just emotionally insane. I had a reason to cut but either way I gave up cutting already and so did you so we're awesome!”

“Yeah” with that the two fell fast asleep together in each other’s arms as Simon D bid his farewell.

The next day

And so a new day dawned upon the aff office. The two detectives were sat around their table with a cup of coffee each.

“Do we have to bring up the cutting again? We spent the night discussing it.”

“Yeah, but I just remembered did you see glits. I bet she's lying...

“loool, probably...u don’t cut your hand. That’s just weird.”

“Who cuts in their hands? HAHAHA!!!”

“Exactly”

“WANTS TO BE UNIQUE SHE SAYS! What the heck?!

“Faker alert!!” 

She's Japanese too...LOL. I asked her to translate something for me. SHE HAS THE SAME TRANSLATION AS GOOGLE OK!!!

And with that Detective 50dugong and Youngchips are on the move again