*cough cough* I am sorry for the title, I am bad at coming up with titles :D

I wrote this one in czech first and then I translated it. Honestly, translating is way harder than just writing in english, really :D

And again, I apologize for the bad grammar and if you see a mistake, I would appretiate if you told me. Thank you ;)

Can you write? Can you write well? So just please off, or you´ll throw up ;)