[Unofficially] Seven. A Homin One-Shot.

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Unofficially: Seven. A HoMin One-Shot. 
 
Well, if you've read "What a Tweet", this would seem more like part 2 of a series of loosely related one-shots. (I guess there's more to come then? lol :D)
 
Pls do leave comments/suggestions. Thanks~~ *huggles* <3

Foreword

 

[Unofficially] Seven.  A HoMin One-Shot. 
 
If only I had a wand to make your dreams come true. 
 
Background: JYJ breaks from SM Ent.... Last photoshoot for the month of December is over HoMin.... Yunho and Changmin go out for drinks with the staff. All is well. And decent. Until Yunho had too much to drink... and Changmin is left to deal with him. Supressed holiday HoMin feelings arise?  Or maybe Changmin is just being... paranoid? We'll see. :P
 
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BAR SCENE 
 
"Yah, Changmin!" Yunho half shouts, half mumbles. He points at his shot glass. "Pour me another... *hick*.. one. Quick."
 
Changmin obliges. 7th shot. A grin slowly forming on his lips.
 
He pours into the small glass only until it's half full. 
 
Yunho proceeds to do a balancing act with the glass on his palm. 
 
"Leave the magic tricks to Jun- to somebody else. You really need to look at yourself now." 
 
Eyes blinking. Check. Blank look. Check.  
 
Definitely drunk. 
 
He shakes his head at Yunho's drunken state, then turns and watches as their staff bows farewell to them. ....Well, to him anyway. He nods back. His hyung was too busy sorting out his motor skills with the shot glass. Surprisingly. 
 
Little pools of soju dot their table.   
 
He sighs. Changmin cannot deny the inevitable. He is driving Yunho home. 
 
He grabs a napkin and dabs the table surface. "Hyung, we should get going. Interview is at 9 tomorrow morning." 
 
Yunho looks at him and smiles widely. "Ok." He places gulps whatever liquid's left in his glass and places it down, "let's go."
 
Eyebrows rise. Interesting. No objections. 
 
Changmin looks away for a quick second before returning Yunho's gaze. He doesn't budge from his seat, puzzled.
 
This is the part where you need to carry Yunho and throw him in the nearest dumpster. Yoochun's voice says with a giggle. 
 
Changmin puts a hand to his forehead. Must be the alcohol. Yeah. 
 
He reaches his arms out as Yunho staggers towards his side of the table, almost tripping over a few stools along the way. 
 
"Take me home." Yunho settles beside Changmin and leans his head on the younger man's shoulder. He smells of alcohol and... something else that Changmin can't place. 
 
He takes a peak at his hyung and fixes a stray strand of hair on Yunho's forehead. His eyes were closed, seemingly half-asleep. 
 
Changmin almost jumps out of his skin when Yunho nuzzles at his neck. 
 
Now.. doesn't this present such a sweet sweet predicament? Jaejoong-hyung is not pleased! Just kidding. Ha Ha ha Ha~~  Chuckles echo in Changmin's head.
 
@_@ 
 
SH*T. What the hell is going on?? 
 
Changmin quickly moves away from Yunho and stands up. Dammit.
 
He fumbles for his car keys in his shirt pocket.
 
Fresh air. I need fresh air. 
 
He signals to one of the servers and walks out. 
 
"Whooaa~~" Yunho struggles from the sudden loss of support and plants a hand on the table top to balance himself.
 
Yunho loses the battle and lands on his on the wooden floor. 
 
"Ow." He looks around like a lost puppy. "Minnie?"
 
Bar staff runs to him and helps him up. One of them quickly explains that his companion went out to get the car and will be back for him in a few minutes. 
 
Yunho smiles. Checkmate. 
 
 
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THE DRIVE BACK HOME
 
 
Changmin turns on the radio.. Some english song plays. He tinkers with the volume. He steals a quick glance at Yunho, who's staring out of the passenger window.
 
That should take care of the weird vibes. 
 
He can't really tell if Yunho is sober already. But hyung did puke a few times while they were on the road. Good thing he always keeps a strong mouthwash in his dash. 
 
Changmin's nose crinkled at the thought of vomit stench. He cringed inwardly. 
 
"Thanks for riding me, Minnie."
 
Changmin rolled his eyes. "'Driving', hyung. 'Driving'," he corrected his still slightly drunk passenger. 
 
Yunho pauses for a sec, then laughs. He slaps him on the shoulder. "Yeah, that's what I meant.. What did I say?" 
 
"Forget about it. You are still drunk."
 
No, he isn't. He is just acting like this coz he is lonely. or bored. or lonely. And nothing like innuendos to keep the blood flowing. Maybe time to get experimental? Ha Ha Ha ha ha~
 
No follow up comments from the hyung. Just silence. Changmin wants to hang himself from the weirdness of it all. 
 
Finally, they arrive at Yunho's place. He doesn't know why, but he turns off the engine and takes out the key from the ignition. He drums his fingers on the wheel. 
 
The older man unclasps the seat belt, turns to him and smiles. Changmin leans away a bit as Yunho reaches out to him and gives him a big hug. He lets out a stifled yelp.
 
Yunho quickly lets go and climbs out with surprising ease.
 
Changmin stares. Talk about inconsistent drunken symptoms. He shakes his head mentally. Maybe HE shouldn't be driving. Maybe he should check himself in at the hospital for a full round of tests. OR, he could drink that herbal thing Minho gave him. That should~
 
"C'mon, get out of the car. You look like you need coffee or something."
 
Yunho swings his side of the door open and pulls a bewildered Changmin out. He grabs the car keys from the younger man's hand and fumbles on the button to lock the door. The car alarm makes a beeping sound. "Let's go." 
 
Changmin hesitantly follows. A sense of anticipation building up within him. 
 
*Groans*
 
"Yaah~ Hurry up already! It's cold." Yunho punches in a code on his door lock, then slips in.. disappearing quickly into the darkness.
 
He didn't open the lights. 
 
Changmin gulps. 
 
Why am I here again? Gawd, I should hang out more... with women! Maybe I'm just tired. Yeah.. He loosens his shirt collar with a finger and walks into the house.
 
"H-hyung?" He his lips in nervousness. 
 
No answer. 
 
(O.O)/
 
He made grabbing motions at the side of the wall... Where the hell is the light switch? Fu~
 
"SURPRIIIIISE!!" 
 
"Hurry, hurry close the doooor~" Someone squeals.
 
The room suddenly becomes bright. Colorful confetti everywhere. And a cake. With sparklers. Four people carrying it - one of them, Yunho. His hyung had a stupid grin on his face. 
 
The others were wearing party hats. Crazy party hats. Giggles and snorts fills the room.
 
All weird feelings disappear..........
 
Tears well up in his eyes. 
 
The rooms spins for a while. His lips break into a crooked smile. 
 
Then something caught his eye. 
 
"'I AM GAY' shirts. How original." 
 
Cake flies in his direction at full speed... He laughs uncontrollably as he covers his face with his arms. 
 
^^
 
The End.
 
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A/N: Not sure how you guys would react to this fic... buuuuuut I just went with my gut and finished it this way. XD hope you like it? thanks for reading. *huggles*
 
 

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cocktastic #1
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#2
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ukeyra98
#3
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Janeyxsdg
#4
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ShimizuTheShizzShota
#5
Epic XD
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moonicorn
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dongbangsora
#9
Yeeeee that was awesome!
So, so enjoyable!
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sleepydaes
#10
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