sooo... everyone i know either: (1) has a crush or (2) is dating right now, and i have fomo. so against my better judgement, i'm looking for someone/something to fix that (or traumatize me into getting over it, you decide!)

• absolutely . 22+ and women/enbies only.
• no set fc (but always female) so if you want to cpdp? i'm always down.
• not really nd/nsa, but still emotionally unavailable with very little interest in dating rn.
• doesn't mean i won't yearn for you, tho... 💔
• sfw/, if it matters i'm a switch. do with that what you will!
• i'll give you as much energy as you give me. if you're a yapper, i'll yap with you.
• bullying/teasing is kind of my love language so if you're mean to me? i'll probably fall for you, sorry...
• let's be in a delusional situationship already.

i just wanna be obsessed w/ someone, idk... dm your discord un and i'll add you when i can!