tired of being solo again. so, here i am in search for the loml, the lid to my trash can, the peel to my banana, and the person i will grow old with. or, if you didn’t get the memo, i’m a single man looking for a serious, long term relationship. 

i’m in my late 20s, looking for someone at least 24 or over. no exceptions. i’m kind of hoping to find the last partner i will have in krp, looking for something exclusive, serious, and long term. chemistry is SO important to me, and i’m a firm believer if we don’t feel it right off the bat, it’s not going to happen later on. so please don’t take it to heart if we talk and i find myself not interested in you, it’s just my personal taste and i’m aware i’m looking for someone very specific! 

i would say my ideal partner would be someone who can really return the energy i give, i’m really devoted once i like someone, reasonably clingy, and is extremely quality time over anything else kind of lover. will do literally anything with you, from gaming (sdv, plato, palworld, genshin, i will buy any games so we can play hoenstly :/), to chatting all day, hb dates (i like binging entire shows... kinda want to try adventure time), or even joining rps together, if you are into it. in short, i need someone who at least has the time to hang out a few times a week, even if just to talk. being funny is like the most attractive trait anyone could have… i might sound a little on the serious side but i'm actually a certified himbo. but on a more serious note, i really value healthy communication, mutual understanding, emotional intelligence, but not someone who is overly sensitive. golden retriever horn dog boyfriends? come to me please. 
 
strictly male fc only, my main right now being seventeen’s mingyu, and i wouldn't  mind doing 2d rp as well (hsr, genshin) my fcs are all bi-ual, but as of now i’m looking for a male partner (but if you enjoy being a woman every now and then, it’s more than ideal.) i will say sorry in advance because i’m extremely picky with my partner’s face-claims when it comes to men, i’m only into masculine looking men. and no ateez, skz, or nct… sorry. :pensive: 

i enjoy having threads with my partner, preferably aus. but i’m also okay with being mostly nonau while chatting, and can enjoy a casual pwp. for that matter, i’m vers, but you might need to wrestle me a little to get me to submit or bottom. :smirk: i’m not really into dom/sub, and am not into subs at all, but if you are down to dom x dom? lets’s ing fight, winner tops (me, i win). ps. if i really like you i will sub!top. we can discuss kinks in more detail later, but just know i like it very rough, , dubcon; hate enjoyer. it will take some effort to unlock my inner simp, who enjoys more soft, intimate love-making, but i promise i have it in me too.

wew, i know it was quite a read, but if you made it so far, you’re really hot/y/beautiful to me. if you read all that and was like yo that’s me bro?? hit me up right ing now, know a y single ? send them this. and because people tend to say nothing in their dms (boo, boring), please just fill up this form so i know what i’m working with! i will be adding people on my burner account for now. 

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and of course, feel free to add any information (yapping in my dms makes you stand out ok) or ask anything!
* this ad will be deleted once i found someone, so if you see it, yes, i'm still looking.