"Onew...."

"You.."

"Bought..."

"What?!"

Onew made a small pouty face, raising a chick to his cheek.

"Whaaaaaaattt~~? They're cute!!"

The others gave him a skeptical look.

"Onew... Do you even know how to take care of a chicken?" Jjong frowned.

".... Maybe......."

"Look at all of them! Dubu, how many did you get?" Key exclaimed, looking into the box set in the middle of the hotel room.

"Only a few...... Dozen...."

"Wow.... thats alot of chicken pot-pies...."

"Ayah!! Minho, they are not for eating!!!" Onew cried.

Taemin knealed next to his hyung and peered childishly into the box, "Naaaw~ Umma, they're so cute! Can I hold one Dubu?"

"Nee--"

"Aish! No! Taemin-ah, don't touch them! They're probably covered in germs!"

"Are not!! They're perfectly healthy, Key! Quite making assumptions about my babies!!"

"Your babies? Onew, you're not a chicken yourself just because you like chickens. Stupid!"

The two began to bicker intensely, only frightening the chicks and making them peep louder than was necessary. It was a rather amusing, but extremely loud, experience. It wasn't a surprise when the manager burst into the room.

"Ayah, what is going on in here?! Onew? What's in that box?" The older man came over for a look. "C-Chickens?!!"

"See, now you've made manager angry as well!" Key stuck out his tongue childishly.

Ignoring Key, Onew stood and bowed his head. "I'm sorry Manager-hyung.... I just saw a commercial for them on TV, and they were so cute.... and I had some extra money, sooo.... I bought some..."

"'Some' is an understatement, Onew...." The manager sighed, "However, I can't control how you spend your money. You can keep them."

"Yay!!"

"WHAT?!?!"

The symotanious (sp) cry shocked both Onew and Manager as they turned to the other four. Well... three... Taemin was distracted with cute fuzzy things in a box.

"You have objections?" Manager raised a brow at Key, Jjong, and Minho.

"They're so noisy! How are we going to sleep?"

"They may be small now... but whats going to happen when they get too big to carry in a box?"

"They reek!! And, I swear, if that unbearable stench gets on ANY of my guchii, I'm going to kill someone!!"

As the complaints rained down, Manager got lost deep in thought. So loud... They were all like chickens themselves. So annoying. How was he going to get them to behave... the only time they ever truly listened was when they were on camera....

A spark of inspiration. Bingo~~

"Alright," Manager sighed, quieting the others. "Onew's chickens can stay... but to make the stay more pleasant, we'll host a show-- Onew's Chicken Farm!!"

"......................."

Ah, how they're bewildered expressions were amusing~~

A small crack-story inspired by my newly purchased baby chickens >w> Yay Onew's Chicken Farm!!! =DD