this crush i have is giving me brain damage

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we need to seek help.

Foreword

hope we were clickbait-y enough. so please take pity on us and cure our boredom plz.

bestie number one.

  • of age, so please be over 20 too!
  • on the plus side of the world, but i work and sleep at weird hours so minuses it's fine.
  • if it matters, i fc both bgs & ggs! will fc whoever you want if you ask me tho. (bonus points if you cpdp with me pls.)
  • please.. let's skip the small talk.. tell me all about your favorite book (and why is it your favorite), a movie or show you've been dying to see, a song you'd want to loop forever, a ship you wish ended up together, or maybe even play tetris with me.
  • down to do whatever, but i like hbing and spotify listening sessions. :3 (please plant with me?) i also play pkm unite, genshin, and sdv. please play with me actually. my genshin is rotting a bit.
  • nothing much to say other than that.. i am not that interesting.

bestie number two.

  • 22+ so i’d prefer if you were around the same range. definitelyyyy though. 😴
  • plus tz + office worker, but if we vibe, we can make it work. (plzzz… i love waiting around and yearning for someone i like to wake up. #LdrVeteran.)
  • over a year of experience as the single friend. guilty of being a slow burner. /: but i’m also kind of a loser so if that’s your type? 😁
  • i’ll fc both bgs and ggs! occasionally i’ll go 2d too… cpdp with me? i’ll psd. 
  • super bad at small talk. [this is a disclaimer i’ll probably forget to reply at some point if we stick to small talk for too long.] hit me with your hyperfixations and send me fancams of your favorite ships instead. 
  • happy to do anything with you. hb, spotify, games, planting—if you’re game, i’m game. 
  • speaking of games: i’m into hsr and reverse 1999 at the moment. i have a genshin account i can log back into if i like you.

send us ur discord username and we'll add u! see u. 8)

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