will you pour me one for the road?
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Description
call me franz kafka the way i'm boutta be your most terrible long term long distance low commitment casual friend
Foreword
it's october which means it's time for me to resurrect from the dead and sell myself on aff dot com
let's save our time, dni if you're below 21. anyway,
- i fc 2d characters semi regularly so if that's a no for you, also click away
- plus tz with a messy sleep schedule
- casual talks only, i burnt all my (1.5) braincells in the past week
- my love language is bullying and calling people out in the therapist way /hj
- speed of replies depends on my social energy but i have a lot of free time, so
random fun facts about me bc i make the driest ads and wonder why they flop:
- my favorite ice cream flavor is dark choco
- i have one of the rarest mbti types
- watched jjk s1 but lost motivation halfway bc of 236... help me catch up?
- if i get comfortable and i know you well enough, catch me sending you 28592 tiktoks a day bc "it reminded me of you"
- only redeeming quality: i can read/binge watch rlly fast, whatever it is you want me to brainrot bring it on
- pls pls be my friend, i'll even make you a spotify playlist with the first letter of each song title spelling out your name if i have to
will be selective with who i choose to add since i'm looking for lasting friendships so dm with your dc id and something interesting about yourself
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