roles i can fill: bully. therapist. caretaker/attention-giver. dog. twice-removed cousin and we’re in alabama.
red flags i have: emotionally unavailable but still a dater because romance is fun. boy music listener. head-up-my-asser (but it could be up yours too — yes, the cringe only gets worse). up for anything-er. note:

not hdn + not for sensitive people; i have a personality (woo!). i’m rarely serious so match the vibe. i’ll bully you and follow it up with love if you’re cute; what i find cute will confuse you.

dc only + tell me something random about yourself in the dm. i’m expecting to be impressed but am also prepared for dryness. do or share your worst.