no but for real. i'm surrounded by couples all the time and i've had fomo forever!! 

• first, some housekeeping! i'm minus tz. oa. mdni obviously. i'm also ic only, so please don't expect anything ooc or sitting in a vc from me
• i will however be down to play games with you. genshin, plato, stardew, amongus. i'll also gladly have hb dates when time allows! 
• i mostly fc women, but very rarely you'll catch me as a man. but i'm bi, so your fc doesn't matter (but lmk if you need suggestions hehe) 
• i'm also up for plotting. au, non-au, pretty much anything and everything. i range from kind of crack to lit, but it usually depends on which platform.
• i'm primarily active on fb (let's join rps together? <3) but i'm also on line. so sorry, but i don't plan on migrating to discord anytime soon :( 
• of course, this'll just be a trial run. if we hit it off then great! but if not, no hard feelings!
• pls if you have the slightest interest hmu with your platform (begging atp)