understandable, i'd be lazy to read these bulletpoints too:

• 22+ and mdni, as usual.
• gmt plus, and i'm afraid my body clock's been pretty screwed these days. yes, i'm a working adult. and of course, i'm juggling that with postgrad. i live for the pain, is what i'd normally say.
• i do reply although they are extremely unpredictable and sporadic. just want to make it clear that i'm a very low maintenance friend, given my hectic schedule. i require little to no attention most of the time (spare me the dry replies. i'd rather you don't reply at all than be half assed with the way you interact). why am i making this ad? it's almost 3 in the morning and the sudden urge to have people i can talk crap with's quite astounding. one of those days, you're right.
• male fc, and i don't mind yours as long as they're not problematic.
• i don't really rp anymore so i'm really just here tryna make some friends ergo dating's out of the equation. sorry, ladies and gents. 
• i'm running hyperbeam premium so ping me if you want to schedule a session, we'll try and make time for that. 

no idea what else to add but if you don't mind people nudging you at ungodly hours so they can show a funny meme they found, pester you one random evening to watch a horror film with; or perhaps receive random hilarious reels and tiktok vids from the same then not hear a word or two until after a week or so? i'm your guy. send me your dc tag– is that what they still call it these days. anyway, send that in privately and we'll go from there. aye aye.