to get on this ride, you must be:

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- funny

- making at least $80k a year

- kinda soft

- willing to overlook little typos

- a top (if you want to take him out to dinner and smash)

- on discord

this ride includes:

- playful banter

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- oversharing in a nice way (tells you when he s)

- platonic kisses

- emotional maturity

- hb and “what nots”

btw i’m writing this for the aforementioned ride because he trusts me so if this flops i hate you all. he’s also open to just friends so try him out for bro stuff.