hi we're just two black cat coded people looking to pass time with some new friends and new friends except we hold hands and flirt aimlessly

friend 1 (lf: their little meow meow)

• so please be around that age range. mdni!!! also pls make sure your fc is not underage…
• who gaf about tz, they are ALWAYS sleeping. might skip on some naps if you are cute enough.
• fcs both men & women, depending on their mood and who post cute pics :) (mostly women lately ngl bc Women are beautiful.)
• strictly looking for friends or no strings situationship, nothing too serious. “i can fix them 😍” no u cant, babes.
• into anyone who is into them <3 all genders are welcome, they WILL flirt with u.
• part time gamer (mostly valo, ow, mlbb, pubgm). will game and make time for u!!
• if u are not a gamer and a normal person, they can also watch anything (have hb premium btw), share songs, doodle u cute things, cpdp, read tgt, hold hands, idk u name it!
• heavy flirt… just a warning. they are very goofy and funny btw (REAL) (PROVEN) 

friend 2 (lf: their golden retriever)

• oa, only plz and thx...
• tz doesn't matter, their sleep schedule is messed up that there's a decent chance they'll be awake when you wake up and when you go to sleep?
• fcs women only, if that's a turn off... looking for friends and flirtmances, the golden retriever to their black cat? biual w/ unlabeled status. all genders are welcome, just no problematic fcs plz!
• semilit, casual, crack, choose your speed and they'll adjust
• by replying to this ad you are subjecting yourself to a (cute) tsun, whether platonic or romantic. you've been warned
• loves to listen together on spotify and can make you two playlists, watch anything on hyperbeam (not an hb premium haver...), cdp/doodle, read, hold hands... not a gamer, the gaming reference username is friend #1's, tyvm
• does not need fixing (debatable) but probably can't fix u either cuz they are a little detached. but they r still FUN!

we are a package deal ❤️ you get one, you get the other and if you want to get with one you have to impress us both. if we ghosted you no we did not btw. drop your discord in pms if you're interested!