got no gifts this christmas or didn't get anything you like? frown no more because saint nick decided to gift you: me, a fellow with a big black hole in his heart that this yuletide season didn't fill. alternatively, i want friends and i'm forcing myself on you. 

since i got tired of musk's tomfoolery and decided to quit twitter, here i am trying out discord. i want friends, potential crushes, and fwbs so let me advertise myself.

• 21 ooc. mdni because we're here to be jolly, not jailed.
• on the plus side of the world but mun's a university student with a terrible sleeping schedule because of the holiday break.
• faceclaims jaehyun of nct mainly. though if you want to match dps, i'll be willing to cater! i have no preference for your fc as long as (1) they are of age, and (2) they aren't problematic.
• i'm looking for anyone to have casual chats with, though i can write plots with you if you'd like. just know i have the literacy of a pickle (semi-lit... no paragraphs please because my brain will implode.) and i will reply slower with plots. 
• psa: i can be a flirt (PLEASE let me know first if i'm allowed to because i don't want to flirt with someone who's taken!) and a bit h-word at times. i'm not looking for a relationship at the moment though.
• i'm not a hardcore gamer since i just play codm and plato. but if you play those and need a playmate, lmk. i like watching movies and series, so if you also need a movie companion lmk. i'm a film bro and i just know basic movies but i enjoy watching any kind of genre, even the horrific ones.
• i don't expect you to reply asap so it would be better if the sentiment's the same. no hard feelings for you ghosters out there, but i appreciate a heads up as i'd be doing so.
• not a big fan of small talk so if you're comfy, let's act like we've been friends for 5 years right off the bat. i'd bully you if you bully me, i'd be clingy if you are, etc etc. i'll mirror your energy as much as i can.

those are just my essentials and barely selling points, and i promise i can be more interesting than what you just read (if you made it this far). pm or comment your discord id to claim your christmas gift, aka me. happy holidays!