"Wait, what do you mean this wasn't a recipe for chocolate cake? Where did you come from? Where did my fudge frosting go??"

"...You summoned a demon, how can you not know that?"

"The recipe for Devil's Food cake was a little hard, but I didn't think a real devil would come out!"

"Look, are you gonna make a deal with the devil or n-"

"Oh no! Do you need to be cooled on a wire rack for 15 minutes too??"

"Wait a minute-"

"Oh my gosh, I don't have a wire rack big enough for you, wait a minute, let me find something..."

"..."

"Okay, I'll be back in 15!"

-

"There we go, annnnnd... done!!"

"..."

"Ah, do you not like the rainbow sprinkles? I knew I should have used the heart shaped ones instead..."

"..."

"Hey! Don't shake your head! Now the sprinkles are all over the floor!"

"Look, I'm a demon. You're supposed to fear me."

"But you're so pretty! And nice! Pretty AND nice!"

"What are you talking-"

"I mean, aren't demons supposed to be ugly and mean?? You sat here so nicely while I finished the recipe!"

"That has nothing to do with being a-"

"And you're super cute! Even with that scary scowl."

"..."

"Oh hey, I didn't know demons could blush!"

"We don't."

"But your face is-"

"WE DON'T."

"Oh, okay. But your face is red. Which looks a lot like blushing. Just letting you know."

"You can shut up now."

"I'm not very good at that, but I can try!"

"...Lucifer save me."