A/N: asdfghjkl- Jeno x Jang-mi in an alt universe. Fluff. Spice. Squeal into your pillow type of Lee Jeno. ;)

A short love story. 

All the love, xoxo

In the few hours that I’ve been blessed with his presence, I’ve learned three things about Jeno. One, handshakes are his thing. Two, he’s SMU’s Mr. Popular. And three, he is one unpredictable who’s fixated on torturing me.

“I’m Lee Jeno,” he introduces himself, and Jaemin twists in his seat, smiling like a silly schoolboy.

“I know who you are. You’re the Med Major Manwhore,” Jaemin gushes.

“Jaemin!” I gasp. “That’s mean!”

Jeno shrugs. “No, that’s actually what people call me. Don’t worry, I wear the title like a badge of honor.”

I scowl at him and Jaemin adds. “I’m her best friend. Not by choice. She imprinted on me during freshman orientation and has stuck to me like gum under a shoe for years.”

Jeno chuckles. “Cool. I’m her boyfriend,” he says cooly.

“No!” I exclaim, throwing my hands in the air. I reach over the table to grab Jaemin’s hand. “He is not- we are not together! You have to believe me, this is not real! He’s messing with me!”

Park Jang-mi

When life gives you lemons, add a little vodka and soda. 

Dad says I have a gift. But I think it’s a curse. 

Having a gut feeling that’s impeccably never wrong has caused me too much turmoil growing up, and even now- as a sophomore in college, it still pisses me off.

Granted, having a deadly error-free intuition has landed me a spot in SM University’s criminology department, and my genius ability to accurately predict the weather means Mother Nature never gets the chance to rain on my fashionable outfits, sure- I get why Dad calls it a gift. 

Lee Jeno

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into people's eyes.

Park Jang-mi is a brat with an attitude I want to spank out of her. Jeez, I thought medical school was hard enough. 

She's a handful, but it's alright, I've got two hands and a tongue that shuts her up. 

Moodboard

(Pictures via Pinterest)

Yes, they're that couple. 

                 Practicing dance moves that keep the ladies away               

              Ridin' n rollin w/ Jeno               

                                     Weeeeeeeeeee