i had a friend make me an ad and it failed miserably because i was too embarrassed (at the prospect) of having made an ad that i just. did Not reply to anyone. and if you randomly got a friend request i'm really sorry it wasn't your dc acting up i'm just a fool and i wanted to look at your profile firstand 

anyway i have been irrevocably heartbroken and it's funny because i keep switching between moods and something akin to threatening jason mraz lyrics in their dms before getting post nut (breakdown) clarity. and...... being sad takes a lot of energy out of you that it becomes embarrassing. if you can't already tell i get embarrassed a lot

humans, being the intricate specimen that they are, like shiny things. they're thought provoking. so! i'm looking for shiny new people to talk to that don't mind having a rambler on their hands. be warned that if you don't like talking i am not for you because when i open up i will never shut up ever again unless you ask me why i'm being so loud and obnoxious ❤️

i usually fc nayeon or anyone from twice and seventeen. we can do anything ranging from make eachother playlists that will hopefully fill the void or talk about cat poop coffee (a classic) or plato or i can slob on your knob like corn on a cob (this turned my last partner off but i don't actually like this don't worry) if it wasn't already obvious i'm oa 😎👉👌 

i hope i've piqued your interest! if you actually read all of that reply to this pm with a contact/platform and a conversation starter/fun fact about yourself (if you do not reply with a conversation starter i will struggle cause small talk is..... Haha)

thanks for reading all the way through <3 looking forward to chatting soon!!