ur ex won’t stop bothering you to give them another chance or keeps flexing their new oomf on your face? ur friends won’t let you breathe for being single this long? u’re tired of seeing couples being disgustingly cute and u wanna cpdp/have matching stuff too? you’re lonely and need some company? here’s your solution.. ME!    for the price of $0.99, a premium friendship subscription and your contacts you get the best deal in the market btw. if you’re still not sure let me compile a list of things about me.

• and would rather you’re around that age, sry minors!
• despite what the title says.. i’m not particularly interested in relationships however if we click then we click. friends & fwbs are most welcomed though.
• i fc both men and women, more likely the later but i love to cpdp so just ask.
• if it matters i’m a dom!switch & biual, so open to everyone.
• occassionally a gamer btw so if u wanna game? i can be persuaded into getting an acc on a different server for u. but i at any game except maybe genshin. and plato i think?
• slow replies might be a thing since i tend to get busy / have no energy to socialize but dw i’ll reply sooner or later!
• tdlr just looking for people to talk to and get to know; up to cpdping, hyperbeam, plotting, maybe join rps, etc.

if you found any of this interesting enough (i’m sry if u didn’t but i’m cool n funny i swear) i’m available on discord, twt & kkt!!