You know what's so funny?

I always get to know people right before they leave.

It's this bad luck of mine.

QUOTES IN THE STORY

1. "So you're telling me," he said. "that you haven't known anyone for over 2 months?!"

"Yeah."

"I'll break that record."

2. "Why didn't you just leave me like everybody else did?!?"

"If I did, who would you have left?"

3. "I'm leaving. There's no point for me to stay when you already have somebody else to stay with!"

4. "Th-THIS IS A MISUNDERSTANDING!"

"I thought you wanted to stay. Looks like I was wrong."

5. "GET OUT. LEAVE. If you don't leave then I WILL."

6. "WHAT THE DID YOU DO?!? WHERE IS SHE?!?!? ANSWER ME!

"That's none of your business now, is it?"

"I don't freakin care who's business is who's right now. WHERE.IS.SHE?"