jonghyun: Hai hermy i havent finished talking to yo-

Hermione: no go away

Jonghyun: but-

Hermione: i said go away!

Jonghyun: I just wanted-

Hermione: GET LOST!! *storms off*

Jonghyun: why won't this girl let me tell her the truth, i just wanted to say she looked pretty :(

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Shindong: hey guys isnt snape mean-

Eunhyuk: did you just say SNAPE IS MEAN??? HES NOT MEAN!!

Siwon: are u still gay eunhyuk?

Shindong: WTF is wrong with you?!

Eunhyuk: b-but his hair is so prettyyy

Siwon: i heard a rumor that u lyk snape and dumbledore is that true?

Eunhyuk: omg who told you????

Shindong: omgg it IS true

Siwon: O_o

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Potions class. 

Snape: choi minho. tell me the right answer. what. goes. into. the. cure. for. boils?

Minho: but sirrrrrrr

Snape: no excuses or you will get detention

Luna Lovegood: sir i will answer for him! *smiles at minho

Minho to Taemin: doesn't she know i'm 5ever with you

Taemin: i am?

Minho: yes ofc why does it look like shes hitting on me

Taemin: idek

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Donghae walks down the corridor and sees Hermione

Hermione: Hi, Donghae!

Donghae: *acts cool* hi hermione how was class

Hermione: it was good :DD

Donghae: well i got to get going now-

Hermione: Do you need any help with your work? any essays for anything? :DDD

Donghae: you wanna do em for me

Hermione: anything for you ;D *omg i luv him*

Donghae: *hands her all his books* thanks bro, anyways i was just going-

Hermione: *stares at donghae's perfect face*

Donghae: O_O ok wuttt. *walks away*

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Ron: *runs into gryffindor common room while still holding chicken* KYUHYUN MY BUDDY, MY MATE, MY BRO, HIDE ME FROM ONEW HYUNGGGG!!!

Kyuhyun: wae? why are u holding chicken?

Ron: JUST HIDE ME

Kyuhyun: here have potter's cloak of invisibility i'm sure he wont mind

Onew: *runs into common room* oi kyuhyun im so tired where the heck is that bastard who stole my chicken

Kyuhyun: ... *awkwardddd* idk he ran away

Onew: eeeuuuugrgghhhhhh

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Draco: oi you, hermione, u sux z ur a mudblood and u hav gay hair

Hermione: go away draco, i'm already feeling bad from one person teasing me all day

Draco: lol but i thought ur the one who never gives up, you knowww, the typical gryffindor. so it shouldnt matter. u sux and youre MUGGLEBORNNN!!

Hermione: seriously draco. i'm not feeling well at all. please stop it. *walks away into her dorm*

Draco: She really doesn't look well... I wonder what's bugging her...

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Luna: hi minho, lucky i was there to answer the question for you

MInho: errrr yeah thanks

Luna: do you wanna eat lunch together? LETS GO *pulls minho's arm*

Minho: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr no thanks

Taemin: you're gonna leave me? :(

Minho: no its not like that tae

Taemin: b--but youre going with herrr!!!

Luna: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *drags minho down the corridor*

Taemin: noooooooooo minho my boy why you leave me alone with milkyyyy ;________;

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AN: wtf idk its losing momentum idk what to put mehhh errrrrrrr

shout out to jenny, who always stalks this story.