first day

Kpop at Hogwarts

Eunhyuk: YAY BRO WE'RE AT HOGWORTZ WE AR SO KEWL!!1 lets burn something OMg LOOK wtF there ArE GHOSTSS!!!! OMggg!!! loOk!! that dudes head is off omg so kewl ilyu hoggy worts

Siwon: Shuttup hyukjae, dont make so much noise and yeah shut up you dont want a detention on ur first day

Eunhyuk: idc I AM THE BEST AND I RULE THIS SCHOOL!! NEGA JAE JAL AGA

Snape: hyukjae, detention cz ur so noisy. come to mai office tonight. alone. then you could be noisy wif me *winks* ;)

Eunhyuk: EW WTF WAS THAT A WINK

Donghae: looooool snep wants u to get 'noisy' wif him heheheheh

Siwon: OOMg gossip alredeh?! SNEP LYKS U EUNHYUKKIEEE!!!1

Eunhyuk: but wae snep, WAE NOT DUMBLYDOOR??! dumbledore i lov that man so muach he smiled at me when we came

Donghae: dude he smiled at everyone, even hagrid

Eunhyuk: SHAT UP DONT LET MY HOPES DOWN!! I H8 SNAYP hes so mean :'(((( i yk dumblyDOOR MORR

Siwon and Donghae: .... WTF EW U SO GAY  

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Jonghyun: hey wats ur name girl

Hermione: Hermione Granger, Prefect for Gryffindor house, nice to meet you. wats ur name? :DD

Jonghyun: im jonghyun ok BUT SERIOUSLY wtf wat kind of a nem is hermynee wtf

Hermione: SHAT UP JONGHYUN ur name is WEIRD TOO

Jonghyun: and look at THAT hair WHAT A BUSH

Hermione: Y U SO MEAN JONGHYUNNNN!!!

Jonghyun: omg and those teeth of yours whered u get them from, a gay rabbit or something ew

Hermione: U SO MEAN IM LEAVING

Jonghyun: bbut i didnt get to say that i love those ugly things on you... :(

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dinner time

Onew: OMG CHICKEN FOR DINNER GIMME GIMME NAO

Everyone at the table: *backs off* its ALL your onyu

Ron: OMG onew hyung!!1 u lyk chicken too?! i looove chicken, they call our love chickron <33

Onew: ITS MINE

Ron: *wtf face on* *steals chicken then runs* meeeep

Onew: YOU. NO. ONE. GETS. BETWEEN. ME. AND. MY. CHICKEN. *runs after ron*

Ron: WAAHHH HE LOOKS SCARY *keeps running*

Taemin: lol chicken war at least my milk is safe *slurps milk like a cute baby*

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Donghae: hey hermione *flicks hair*

Hermione: omg u sed my name right

Donghae: well duh i'm the best *flick hair again*

Hermione: omg you're so good looking

Donghae: *smiles and winks*

Hermione in her mind: OMDFGGF I AM SO DEAD RIGHT NOW IS HE SOME KIND OF GOD IM FANGIRLING SO HARD HES FLAWLESS

Hermione in real life: whoops i didn't mean that *blushes then walks away quickly*

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Potions class.

Snape: Hay this is your first potions class, you all should've studied so, Minho, tell me. WHAT INGREDIENTS ARE IN THE CURE FOR BOILS?

Minho: wat dibidibidis

Snape: wtf o_o

Minho: wat

Snape: wat

Minho: wat

Snape: ..... wat

Minho: dibidibidis my name is minho *runs out of class room*

Snape: wft is dibidibidis O_O

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a few hours later

Ron: *still running away from onew*

Onew: *still chasing ron*

heading towards hagrid's hut half an hr later

Ron: *still running away from onew*

Onew: *still chasing ron*

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Draco: wtf hoo ar u

Key: ima diva *sparkles off diva-ness*

Draco: ew edward cullen wannabe much

Key: no i'm just gorgeous

Draco: ..........

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AN: My second chapter got deleted. wat. i seriously don't know. so i redone it.

thanks~

 

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pirateJELLYFISH345 #1
Chapter 5: I am loving this story so far! But when I saw my username, I got spooked. To the point, I kind of started laughing like a maniac... How did you do that by the way? Anyway I seriously love Jonghyun, Onew, Ron and Taemin in this!! Keep up with the good work!
dancing_on_clouds14 #2
Chapter 7: I was a little weirded out bc I wasn't sure if u were talking to me.....BUT I LOVE THIS STORY, I LOL EVERY CHAPTER!
saobang12416 #3
yah, i'm not a kid, don't said that to me merhong, btw I have to do that so don't worry ^^
Tachimaru
#4
Chapter 7: Okay i have to say i really find this story funny and very cute...i know weird mix huh any way i would like to see where it goes from here....sorry didn't update sooner but i do like it.
eyelined_virus
#5
Chapter 7: this made me lol........ :D
eyelined_virus
#6
cookies, yummmm :3
puppetmeister #7
i was quite startled when i saw my username...how did you do that?
lolurfacelol423 #8
how did you do the "username" subscribe read and comment omg that's so cool