The title. Read the title. Shisus. 

So BTS are cannibals and I found out so they came to my house and ate my mother in front of me as my tears streamed down my face. I was screaming but no one heard. They would not let me go as they took bites out of my mother, blood splattering all over my face and running down my dress. They made me clean it up. They were so impressed with my cleaning skills they hired me. 

This is my life now, cleaning up after 7 multimillionaires. Army have tried 3 times to kill me but I have survived. 

Although I now no longer have a leg, but that isn't because of Army, it is because Yoongi got hungry one night. I told you they were cannibals. 

Very sad.