Seungkwan created "all the single ladies"

Seungkwan added Vernon

Seungkwan added Sinb

Seungkwan added Umji

Seungkwan: hello singles

Vernon: did you just create a group for us 98 liners?

Seungkwan: damn right i did

Vernon: why the name though?

Seungkwan: in honor of THE BEYONCE

Seungkwan: and because we are all lonely, sad singles

Umji: speak for yourself

Umji: i am perfectly happy being single

Vernon: yeah me too 

Seungkwan: fine

Seungkwan: keep on acting

Seungkwan: but i know how you guys really feel deep down

Sinb: cut the crap

Sinb: why did you really make this group?

Seungkwan: whaaaaattt

Seungkwan: idk what you're talking about

Umji: is this about the boy who's interested in eunbi?

Vernon: wait who

Seungkwan: ok yes

Seungkwan: i need to ask you to go on a blind date with him

Sinb: for the ten thousandth time, NO

Seungkwan: why not

Seungkwan: you're single, he's single

Sinb: because i am not interested in him

Seungkwan: you can't be picky eunbi

Seungkwan: that's how people die alone

Sinb: I AM NOT PICKY

Vernon: wow defensive much?

Umji: you are so picky

Sinb: gee thanks for the support, yewon

Vernon: is he an idol too?

Seungkwan: nah he's just a normal person

Seungkwan: moonbin's friend to be exact

Seungkwan: i need you guys to back me up here

Seungkwan: my homeboy vernon and my homegirl yewon?

Umji: i am not your homegirl

Umji: but i also think you should date eunbi

Umji: find someone else to go food hunting with

Umji: you're making it hard for me to diet

Sinb: wahhhh so it's because of you?

Sinb: you're agreeing with boo seungkwan for your own benefit?

Vernon: why don't you like him?

Vernon: is he that ugly?

Sinb: what you think i am, vernon?

Sinb: some shallow girl who only look at whether someone is good looking or not?

Vernon: actually kinda

Vernon: i mean your ideal type is gd

Vernon: that's hard to beat

Seungkwan: thank you homeboy

Seungkwan: see my point?

Sinb: i don't mean someone like gd

Sinb: he's just the closest to my ideal type among celebrities

Sinb: but i don't care about looks only

Umji: pffttt

Sinb: what

Umji: yeah should i upload photos of how your exes look like?

Umji: would you get a sense of realization then?

Vernon: kekeke go go umji

Vernon: upload ittt

Sinb: shut up hansol

Sinb: even if he was good looking

Sinb: i don't want to meet him

Seungkwan: yeah i'm having a hard time believing that

Seungkwan: moonbin just texted me

Seungkwan: he's suggesting a normal hangout plus that guy

Seungkwan: so you won't be too burdened

Sinb: where are we going?

Seungkwan: bowling

Seungkwan: but at the place with the neon lights and all

Umji: ohhh i've heard about that place

Umji: it feels like a club, right?

Sinb: only if umji comes

Umji: what 

Umji: don't drag me

Sinb: too late

Sinb: Boo, if you want me there

Sinb: make sure umji comes

Seungkwan: yewon pleaseeeee come

Seungkwan: let's end eunbi's solo life

Seungkwan: and enjoy a life without eunbi

Sinb: HEY I'M RIGHT HERE

Umji: fine why not

Umji: i've been wanting to go there

Vernon: can i come too

Seungkwan: sure homeboy

Seungkwan: and let's make it a mission to make sure the date/hangout goes well

Umji: ay ay captain

Vernon: word received

Sinb: i swear Boo

Sinb: you're more invested in my love life than my mom is