Humble Abode 

Eunha: good morning!

 

Yerin: ???

 

Yerin: it's 3pm

 

Yerin: did you just wake up?

 

Eunha: yes and what about it?

 

Yerin: alright then..

 

Yuna: morning babe

 

Bang Chan: good moening

 

Felix: "moening"

 

Eunbi: "moening"

 

Bang Chan: felix...bro i thought you were my soulmate

 

Felix: bro..

 

Bang Chan: :(

 

Felix: you know ily man..fellow aussies stick together

 

Bang Chan: ❤️️

 

Felix: 💞💞

 

Seungmin: are you two rlly doing this in front of me rn

 

Felix: nawt @ seungmin being jealous of our relationship

 

Felix: it's okay Minnie you'll find someone soon

 

Seungmin: relationship?? y'all literally met yesterday and we don't know what you look like-

 

Jisung: morning everyone! 

 

Felix: okay and?? it's called love at first sight seungmin

 

Seungmin: UM- he doesn't even know what you look like!!1!

 

Felix: says who?

 

Jisung: so no one's going to say good morning back?? :(

 

Jeongin: morning jisung! 🥺️

 

Jisung: 🥺️

 

Yerin: again..it's 3pm

 

Sojung: hi..where's minho?

 

Yerin: why do you care?

 

Sojung: we- i don't he threatened me in private DMS to be here

 

Yerin: y'all talking in private DMS already???? i need to be quicker

 

Minho: sup

 

Minho: y'all talking about me??

 

Yerin: no

 

Yewon: good morning everyone!!

 

Jeongin: morning bby!

 

Eunbi: good morning

 

Yuna: funny how eunbi finally says gm when yewon showed up

 

Eunbi: 

 

Jeongin: we're only missing hyunjin now right??

 

Eunbi: yeah..he just woke up

 

Jisung: um..we're missing changbin also

 

Jeongin: OH

 

Jeongin: yeah!

 

Eunha: WE- he's literally your bf-

 

Jeongin: SHHH

 

Changbin: ....

 

Changbin: no..i understand

 

Jeongin: 

 

Hyunjin: gm ers

 

Hyunjin: morning chan 😘

 

Bang Chan: uh morning??

 

Seungmin: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

 

Hyunjin: morning min ❤️️

 

 

 

                moon&sun

 

Jeongin: HYUNJIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

 

Hyunjin: WHAT?? 

 

Hyunjin: I'M SHOOTING MY SHOT

 

Jeongin: W/ SOMEONE WHOS TAKEN??KFSJGN Fn

 

Hyunjin: yes

 

Jeongin: UM

 

Hyunjin: i wont them both

 

Hyunjin: i wont and i wont it NOW

 

Jeongin: you're insane

 

Hyunjin: help me 

 

Jeongin: with what??

 

Hyunjin: getting them to like me

 

Jeongin: dude you gotta do that yourself

 

Hyunjin: C'MON YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH NEW PPL

 

Jeongin: you seemed pretty fine just a moment ago

 

Hyunjin: it was in the spur of the moment

 

Jeongin: listen i can't rlly help you BUT

 

Jeongin: i did hear chan likes pretty ppl

 

Jeongin: and seungmin likes smart ppl

 

Jeongin: do what you want with that information

 

Hyunjin: but I'm none of those :(

 

Jeongin: shut up you're so smart

 

Jeongin: you're absolutely gorgeous and you're extremely talented

 

Jeongin: Chan and seungmin would be insane to NOT like you

 

Hyunjin: thanks innie

 

Jeongin: yw now go get your mans and don't forget to wrap your willy

 

Hyunjin: ❤️️

 

 

 

 

Humble Abode

 

Sojung: Hyunjin and innie have been gone for a while now

 

Minho: they're probably scheming 

 

Eunha: i think it's time we start introductions again, right?

 

Jeongin: YES

 

Jeongin: EVERYONE GATHER AROUND 

 

Hyunjin: GET READY TO SHOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACES

 

Seungmin: what were you guys talking about??

 

Hyunjin: nothing!

 

Seungmin: ...sure

 

Felix: I'LL GO FIRST

 

Felix: hi I'm lee felix, 20 , dance major at jyp uni and i'm also from Sydney but you already knew that

 

Felix: this me 😊

 

Jisung: -

 

 

 

 

3RACHA

 

 

Han: SFHKSJNEUFNRFLJKNJBF:N

 

Han: UM THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IVE EVER SEEN

 

Han: I'M LITERALLY GONNA PASS OUT WTF

 

Han: YOU GUYSSSS

 

Han: I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

 

Chris: dude calm down

 

Han: ...

 

Han: sorry

 

S.bin: oooo jisung's got a crush

 

Han: 🗡🗡🗡

 

 

 

 

Humble Abode

 

Yewon: omg felix have i ever told you that you're the prettiest man on this earth??

 

Felix: yes..

 

Felix: everytime we meet up

 

Yewon: and I'll say it again

 

Felix: pls don't

 

Yewon:  

 

Minho: where did jisung go??

 

Minho: he just disappeared

 

Hyunjin: felix pretty bby

 

Felix : thxs ❤️️

 

Hyunjin: I'll go now to keep the pretty ppl streak up

 

Hyunjin: Hwang Hyunjin, 20, dance major at JYP uni and i live with seungmin

 

Hyunjin: currently crashing at my sister's place tho-

 

Hyunjin:

 

 

Jeongin: that's a pretty man if you ask me

 

Minho: we didn't ask

 

Jeongin: 🗿

 

Hyunjin: you i bet you look like a rat

 

Minho: keep dreaming ugly

 

Bang Chan: i think you look pretty hyunjin

 

Hyunjin: 😳😳

 

Minho: my turn!

 

Minho: Lee gorgeous Minho, 21, majoring in dance at jyp uni

 

Minho:  

Minho: yeah this pic is asshats old and yeah i don't care

 

Hyunjin: you're acc good looking...

 

Minho: told ya ugly

 

 

 

🤢❤️️🤢

 

 

Sowon: hold awn..he'a kinda cute


Sowon: i kinda wanna give him milk and cookies


Sowon: and tuck him into bed w/ a bedtime story


Yerin: uh- we are not adopting another kid

 

Yerin: umji is enough


Sowon: lmfao i don't wanna adopt him, we can't...unless 


Yerin: SOWON


Sowon: BUT LOOK AT HIM


Yerin: ITS BAD ENOUGH THAT I HAVE TO CUT MY PAYCHECK IN HALF BC YOU WANNA TAKE UMJI OUT TO LUNCH

 

Sowon: BYEEE#R%^@#*(&$

 

Humble Abode

 

Seungmin: everytime someone posts their face here someone disappears 

 

Seungmin: are they that ugly??

 

Jeongin: no i think that's just the  

 

Yerin: NO ONE HERE IS ... yet

 

Bang Chan: uh moving on!

 

Bang Chan: anyone else ready to go??

 

Minho: why is it hyunugly was the only one to compliment me??
 

Minho: c'mon peasants i don't have all day, compliment me before i cry

 

Minho: no seriously i may cry-


Yewon: you're very pretty minho 


Yewon: the glasses suit you well


Minho: thanks


Changbin: i just heard him sniffle from my room


Minho: SHUT UP

Minho: no you didn't


 

 

                                                                                                  Minnie&Binnie

 

Changbin: hey


Changbin: are you okay?


Changbin: minho??

 

Changbin: minnie??

 

Minho: i'm fine

 

Changbin: min, i can hear you crying from my room

 

Changbin: you're obviously not okay

 

Minho: i'm fine okay??


Minho: i was just having a bad day and i guess it got to me

 

Changbin: minnie..

 

Minho: can we just drop it??

 

Changbin: ...

 

Changbin: fine

 

Minho: thanks

 

Changbin: you know i'm here for you if you wanna talk tho right?

 

Minho: ik ik

 

 

                                                                                                        bubs❤️️

 

Jeong: is minnie alright?

 

Bin: no i don't think so

 

Bin: but he wont talk about ti so i'm gonna drop it for now

 

Jeong: "ti"

 

Jeong: i hope he tells us what's bothering him soon

 

Bin: he will...he knows how much you hate seeing him sad

 

Bin: but for now let's go back to main

 

Jeong: k

 

 

                                                                                                                  Humble Abode

 

Yuna: why'd everyone go quiet again...

 

Eunbi: maybe they're sorting out idk..

 

Eunbi: @Hyunjin i'm hungry 

 

Eunbi: you buying me lunch later??

 

Hyunjin: didn't you just get paid yesterday?

 

Eunbi: yeah and?

 

Hyunjin: yeah nvmd

 

Yewon: i have a test to study for so i'm just gonna introduce myself and go

 

Yewon: Kim Yewon, 22, junior, business major, jeongin's roommate and underpaid personal chef

 

Yewon: 

 

Jeongin: i don't pay you tho

 

Yewon: EXACTLY

 

Yewon: this pic was right before i got faced drunk w/ jeongin on my bday btw

 

Eunbi: wow...women

 

Eunha: aww you look so cute

 

Eunha: i wanna squish your cheeks omg

 

Felix: that's my bestie omg 

 

Hyunjin: this chat is only filled w/ good-looking ppl omg

 

Seungmin: that may change after me

 

Chan: seung...

 

Seungmin: ANYWAYS

 

Seungmin: Kim Seungmin, 20 and ethics major at jyp uni

 

Seungmin: 

 

Chan: not the y bf pic 

 

Seungmin: shut up-

 

Hyunjin: i think i just drooled on my notes

 

Seungmin: UHM!!1!!

 

Minho: no bc how is everyone in this chat so good looking wtf

 

Minho: putting my looks to shame

 

Jeongin: shut up Adonis

 

Minho: I-

 

Yuna: I'll go next.... a lot of flirting is going on and i hate 11th wheeling

 

Chan: says the one w/ a gf

 

Yuna: Choi Yuna, 23, senior, athletic training major but i'm mostly doing gymnastics

 

Yuna: 

 

Yuna: felt cute right after practice

 

Yerin: women..

 

Eunha: women indeed

 

Jisung: wow if i wasn't so gay- not gonna even finish that sentence tbh

 

Sojung: yeah don't finish that sentence

 

Yuna: thanks??

 

Eunha: i'm gonna go next bc i have to pick yuna up from practice soon

 

Eunha: jung eunbi, 23, co-founder of owletta cafe, model as a side job

 

Eunha:

 

Eunha: yes i made yuna take this pic, yes that's my unmade bed and yes i do have that many tattoos 

 

Felix: *shuts mouth*

 

Hyunjin: you guys seem like total opposites omg

 

Minho: only jisung and changbin haven't showed their faces and i'm getting kinda impatient

 

Changbin: you know what the both of us look like tho minnie

 

Minho: and?? your point??

 

Changbin: fine imma go since you wanna see my face so bad

 

Changbin: seo changbin, 21, music prooduction major at jyp uni blah blah blah same old same old

 

Changbin: 

Jeongin: ARMS

 

Minho: ARMS

 

Minho: well then...this is awkward 

 

Yerin: pretty men and pretty women...kinda digging it

Jeongin: didn't know you had a thing for arms minho

 

Minho: ANYWAYS..jisung,...pls

 

Jisung: i have no idea what just happened but hi!

 

Jisung: my name is han isung, i'm 20 and majoring in music production w/ chan and changbin!

 

Jisung: 

 

Jisung: yeah ik... the pic is old

 

Jisung: but tbh I've only RECENTLY accepted the fact that i only take pics once a year

 

Felix: YOUR CHEEKS WTF

 

Jisung: my isn't even in the pic?

 

Felix: NOT THEM CHEEKS, YOUR FACE CHEEKS 

 

Jisung: OH

 

Jisung: LMFAO BYEEE

 

                                                                                                         Jibby

 

Jisung: OMG WHY WOULD I EVEN THINK HE WAS TALKING ABOUT MY THIS IS SO-

 

Eunbi: ngl it was kinda funny to watch you panic

 

Jisung: SHUT UP YOURE NO HELP AT ALL

 

Eunbi: never said i was gonna help

 

 

                                                                                                              Humble Abode

 

Felix: uh...where'd jisung go??

 

Felix: it's been like 10 mins
 

Felix: should i be concerned??

 

Felix: should someone check up on him??

 

Jeongin: he's fine

 

Jeongin: plly screaming into his pillow but for the most part fine

 

Felix: i still think someone should check on him

 

Eunbi: nahh