Jeongin added Bang Chan, Changbin, Sojung, Yuna, Minho, Sinb and 7 more to 'Humble Abode'

 

 

 

Jeongin: listen up ers!

 

Jeongin: welcome to your own personal hell

 

Sojung: um..jeongin what is this??

 

Minho: your own personal hell..c'mon keep up

 

Yewon: minho? what are you doing here?

 

Yewon: how do you know jeongin?

 

Minho: how do YOU know jeongin?

 

Yewon: ...he's my roommate

 

Minho: oh...anyways

 

Minho: who the are you ppl?

 

Sojung: didn't your parent's tach you not to ing curse?

 

Jisung: "tach"

 

Felix: "tach"

 

Jeongin: "tach"

 

Sojung: OFF

 

Minho: so y'all gonna answer my question or??

 

Sojung: no ❤️️

 

Yerin: I'm getting bad vibes from this chat

 

Eunbi: what are you a hippy?

 

Hyunjin: HEY! i was gonna say that!

 

Hyunjin: wait...eunbi??

 

Eunbi: yes that's my name

 

Hyunjin: AW C'MON WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE FRIENDS WITH MY FRIENDS

 

Hyunjin: MAKE YOUR OWN FRIENDS

 

Eunbi: WE- I'M OLDER THAN YOU

 

Hyunjin: EXACTLY TALK TO PPL YOUR AGE

 

Eunha: ...do they know each other??

 

Bang Chan: i assume so

 

Yuna: CHAn!

 

Bang Chan: ye

 

Yuna: dude i didn't know you knew innie

 

Bang Chan: I mean you didn't know i knew Eunha was your girlfriend either

 

Yuna: true-

 

Eunbi: ANYWAYS

 

Eunbi: Hyunjin's my little demon brother

 

Hyunjin: ME?? DEMON?? 

 

Hyunjin: says the girl that burned my science project to the ground

 

Eunbi: i told you to get it out of the hallway didn't i?

 

Hyunjin: i-

 

Seungmin: whatever this is i want out

 

Jeongin: but Minnie..

 

Jeongin: i wanted to put all my favorite ppl in a gc
 

 

Seungmin: literally half of us don't know each other

 

Jeongin: that means half of us DO know each other

 

Seungmin: yeah no thanks I'm not mingling with strangers online anymore

 

Jeongin: c'mon for me?? 🥺 

 

Bang Chan: ...anymore?? babe? should i be concerned-

 

Seungmin: UH- 

 

Jeongin: if you don't cooperate I'm telling chan about the you did online during winter break

 

Seungmin: UM ARE YOU THREATENING MEGETJHGKL

 

Jeongin: no this is a promise

 

Jeongin: 🗡🗡🗡

 

Seungmin: OKAY FINE

 

Seungmin: I'll stay

 

Jeongin: YAY

 

Bang Chan: UM WHAT JUST HAPPENED??

 

Changbin: why are you ppl blowing up my phone at 4am?

 

jeongin: Binnie! my least favorite person!

 

Changbin: yeah I'm gonna act like you didn't say that and go back to bed

 

Jeongin: WAIT..pls stay

 

Changbin: ..okay..

 

Yewon: lmao whipped

 

Changbin: SHUT UP!!1!

 

Sojung: okay ik y'all are having fun but i literally don't know who most of you are

 

Jisung: should we do introductions?

 

Jeongin: since I made this chat I'll go first

 

Felix: i mean that was the plan-

 

Jeongin: SILENCE

 

Jeongin: anywho even tho y'all know who i am

 

Jeongin: my names Yang Jeongin, i'm 19 and a freshman at JYP UNI, i live with yewon and i'm very gay

 

Jeongin: here's my face even tho everyone knows me

Changbin: THAT'S MY BF!!1!

 

Jeongin: ❤️️

 

Eunha: ew why are they being so cute

 

Eunbi: i wanna throw up

 

Changbin: you're just jealous

 

Eunbi: I'm not

 

Eunbi: okay maybe i am

 

Sojung: i'll go next!

 

Sojung: my name's Kim Sojung, 24 and i'm a postgraduate at Soumu Uni for my PhD in psychology

 

Yerin: that's hot

 

Minho: hot

 

Yerin: WE-

 

Minho: what??

 

Yerin: Jung Yerin, 24, i run a cafe named owletta cafe with Eunha..

 

Eunha: that's me!

 

Minho: and when i tell you that you're the most beautiful person I've ever seen other than myself then what?

 

Yerin: 😳😳

 

Minho: jk jk i'm gay

 

Yerin: HELLOO$#R^

 

Seungmin: wait

 

Seungmin: so that means you aren't in college

 

Seungmin: how do you know jeongin then??

 

Yerin: he comes in every morning with yewon and harasses me for free food

 

Changbin: that sounds like jeongin all right

 

Bang Chan: I'll go next since nobody else is

 

Bang Chan: the name's bang chan and i'm from Sydney Australia, i'm 22 and i'm majoring in music production at JYP UNI which means i lack in the sleeping department

 

Bang Chan: also seungminnie is my bf

 

Felix: SYDNEY??

 

Bang Chan: ..yes?

 

Felix: YO IM FROM SYDNEYGHLKJG

 

Bang Chan: WAIT ARE YOU SERIOUS??

 

Bang Chan: DUDE

 

Felix: DUDE

 

Bang Chan: YO ARE YOU MY SOULMATE OR SMTH?

 

Seungmin: UM HELLOO%##*%

 

Seungmin:

 

Eunbi: lemme go next so i can mute y'all afterwards

 

Eunbi: Hwang Eunbi, 22, performing arts major at SOUMU Uni, Hyunjin's older sister

Hyunjin: don't forget tormentor 

 

Eunbi: and tormentor**

 

Hyunjin: ...you're stinky

 

Yuna: not to be a bummer and all but i have a test at 9 and I'm going to need every single one of you to shut up 

 

Yuna: ❤️️

 

Bang Chan: she's right..it's 5am and I'm pretty sure most of us have classes in a couple of hours..

 

Bang Chan: let's continue introductions tomorrow??

 

Jeongin: ugh fine

 

Jeongin: i expect all of you to be active by 7pm 

 

Yerin: what if we have work-

 

Jeongin: ALL of you

 

Jisung: I-

 

Jeongin: good night 🥺️