11:37 pm.

Dear Minho, pleeeeeease shut up your snoring. I'll stuff your nostrills with all the potatoes in the world and make sure that your bloody snorringggg stops. This is one of the few reasons I hate you.

Bbbbbbbbut, I love everything else about you okokok.

Hey Minho, come to think about it, your nostrills are pretty big. I could literally put my whole toe in there, ew.  But they're really attractive. And they flare when you snore, ehehehe.

11:45 pm.

Woahs its nearly 12 now and there's school tomorrow omg school I do NOT WANT to ever show my face again after what happened yesterday, I swear, my reputation is WRECKKKKEDDDDDDD. All of my SHINee hyungs always make fun of me, seeing that I'm the youngest. It's seriously not funny.

How the heck would I get them back? All of them? What can I do? Eat all their food so they starve? Pee on their beds? (lol) Steal their clothes when they shower? Wipe my boogers on their face? I wish I could.

Ok I swear I'm gonna get up at 6 and get ready before everyone else and make sure that no one hides my clothes or wakes me up late or just make me find my own way to school because that's just going to be so freaking sad.

6:00 am.

Yay I'm awake before everyone. Bags the showerrr~

*strips and showers* (don't imagine tae stripping ok?) Awww its so quiet in the shower lets sing 'BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA BOOM SHALKLAKALKA DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE'

Omg that was one mad shower, I had like a mini party in there. So fun without those gay hyungs bugging me. Woohooo~

Gonna eat le breakfast. Awww I'm so cute. Aren't I? ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

*omnomnomnom* k I'm done. Hmmmm where are the hyungs? Wae aren't they ready yet? It's like nearly 7, and the whole world seems like its dead. Pfffft ok their own fault bro. on them, that teacher Jeong loser can bust them when they get at school late. Muhahaha

kkkkkkk I'm like, just gonna walk to school and dog the rest, hah.

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7:15 am.

Haaaaaay world. Whats up? I know I was pranked yesterday but yeah I'm back and I'm cool today.

*crickets chirp*

Wait. Where is everyone?? ಠ_ಠ

Look, there's the Jeong teacher lets ask herrrrrrr

"Yo miss, where's the rest of the world, did someone die or something?"

Jeong: "Taemin, fyi, someone DID die. MY MUM DIED YESTERDAY YOU KK DETENTION FOR YOU"

"Omfg I'm so sorry miss I never knew" :L

Jeong: "Oh and its a haloday today, why are you at school? You're so lost."

askjfasdkfjsodfpa no wonder none of the hyungs got up. ><

I .

I fail at life.

Waaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I wailed, as I flailed my arms in the air, trying to rid my failness away.

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an: if jenny is reading this, hi.