♡: thank you for clicking on this advertisement! my friends have been trying for months to find new friends/significant others, and all of their efforts thus far have been, well…fruitless. so, i thought i would throw my hat into the ring and play the wingman for all three of them!

firstly, friend a is friend and would like friends and possibly an oomf! he is ua and he is sfw (if you are click off this ad now! -___-) he usually fcs txt's soobin, cix's hyunsuk, nct's jaemin, and wayv's hendery. his hobbies include drawing, watching horror and old cheesy sci fi movies. (he's a nerd but he's a cute nerd.) he really enjoys junji ito, creepy things, and mostly winwin! (also his birthday is on 4/20 so have your message ready for him.) 

friend b can be a handful, but he’s also a ton of fun! he’s a space cadet, if you know what i mean, but if you can get past his weird outbursts, you’re in for a treat. he usually fcs stray kids’ hyunjin, nct’s jaemin, and the boyz’s juyeon and eric, but he’ll switch it up every once in awhile. at the moment, he’s only looking for friends aged 16 but who knows! Hit him up if you want a minecraft, plato, or roblox buddy. (He also wanted me to add that he does not plot under any circumstances, but he will join aurps with you!)

lastly, friend c is on the prowl for a boyfriend or girlfriend (and friends) –– he may seem sort of cold at first, but once you get him talking, he’s got a heart of gold and a brilliant sense of humor. he mostly fcs nct’s haechan, ateez's san, and dreamnote’s lara. like friend b, he is a minor, so if you’re interested in talking to him, please be under the age of eighteen. if you’re an underage account, please don’t bother contacting either friend!

all three friends are minuses –– friends a and b are minus seven and friend c is minus six. if you’re on the plus side of the world, don’t worry! still feel free to apply. (they’re beggars, and beggars can’t be choosers. lol.)

if i’ve sold you on any (or all, i guess –– they could always use more friends!) of my friends, please private message this account with your twitter handle or discord tag, your age, and specify which friend you would like to talk to (or leave it blank and i'll forward your contact information to all of them). thanks!