The Flea

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"Mark but this flea, and mark in this,
How little that which thou deniest me is;
It 'd me first, and now thee,
And in this flea our two bloods mingled be.
Thou know'st that this cannot be said
A sin, nor shame, nor loss of maidenhead;
Yet this enjoys before it woo,
And pamper'd swells with one blood made of two;
And this, alas ! is more than we would do.

 

O stay, three lives in one flea spare,
Where we almost, yea, more than married are.
This flea is you and I, and this
Our marriage bed, and marriage temple is.
Though parents grudge, and you, we're met,
And cloister'd in these living walls of jet.
Though make use you apt to kill me,
Let not to that self-murder added be,
And sacrilege, three sins in killing three.

 

Cruel and sudden, hast thou since
Purpled thy nail in blood of innocence?
Wherein could this flea guilty be,
Except in that drop which it 'd from thee?
Yet thou triumph'st, and say'st that thou
Find'st not thyself nor me the weaker now.
'Tis true ; then learn how false fears be;
Just so much honour, when thou yield'st to me,
Will waste, as this flea's death took life from thee.
                                                                                                                               
"

"Let me just get to the point.
I'm good-looking, smart, tall, handsome, scrumptious;
I like you.
I want you.

So, will you be mine?
                                        
"

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Foreword

Okay so I got this idea a while ago when I was sitting in my English class and we went over this poem...

Everyone thought of a couple who had a baby out of wedlock and the wife killed the baby and committed suicide herself and yatta yatta yatta, all that good stuff.

Ho boy, we were wrong...

You'll see.

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYONE! <3

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Starring: Lee Hyorim and Woohyun (Infinite)

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Title: The Flea
Started: February 14th, 2012
Ended: ---
Rating: PG
Setting: Modern day Seoul, South Korea
Genre: One-Shot, Romance, Comedy
Inspiration: My imagination and this poem
Artwork: Me
Disclaimer:  I don't own the poem or any characters besides my own.

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Characters

 

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Lee Hyorim

-The pretty, quiet, calm, innocent college freshman


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Nam Woohyun
-The greasy, flirtatious, handsome, smiley college sophomore

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Sincerely yours truly,
WonderBangBaby

February 14th, 2012
6:49 PM

Listening To: Entrust by Infinite
Looking At: Stuff
Smelling: Shower stuff... And chocolate...
Watching: Stuff
Waiting For: Tomorrow O_o...?
Loving: This song, Infinite and their concert pictures from the one I didn't get to go to!
Next POSSIBLE Update: Tomorrow February 15th, 2012

Comments

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Gazeru
#1
Chapter 1: What was that? kekekeke
woohyun is so clingy and not to forget, GREASYYYYY~ ^.^
yuyu17
#2
AHAHAHHAHA, I LAUGHED MY OFF WHILE READING THIS. gawdz! i would subscribe for a sequel here!
JuQaeMa
#3
omg haha. I found this fic kinda funny and OMG, woohyun~ <3 keke. Love the fic! :D
clinaoh
#4
Very nice, i really liked it <3
Jindiy
#5
this is fun to read~ loved how you used the songs to showcase Woohyun's greasiness~ lol
MinKyung
#6
HAHAHA LOL TOO MUCH GREASINESS *cringe*
karlamaye #7
Wow this sounds cool! I'm a fan of INFINITE so, XD Update soon. :)