So I've never actually written a whole ing Percy Jackson AU ever, but I guess I did my research and I have some coherent ideas for how to get this going. Like uh, figuring out who the godly parents of the kids are! Yeah, that. Totally. I have that planned for sure. 

Anyway, here are the tentative parents for the nine lovely ladies of Twice, feel free to comment or suggest or smth lmao

will update as more hits me lmao
 

Nayeon

•  Daughter of Hestia
• "Listen guys I know my mother is a goddess and yes there is a whole process behind this"
• Has a whole powerpoint saved for it because she's sick of explaining 
• Fire powers? Hell yes
• Perfect for that whole barbecue thing she's planning and for immolating fools 
• Sometimes she just wants to do both
• Makes a mean burger steak ngl
• Is that warm, big sis type-- since her mom is the goddess of home and hearth after all
• Note: big sis, not motherly. May occasionally display instances of hilarious immaturity 
• "YoU'rE a DaUgHtEr Of ThE eLdEsT gOdDeSs, ShOw SoMe MaTuRiTy!"
• Her cabin's always open to anyone who needs a pick-me-up though
• Sweet girl, but don't you ever mock those bunny teeth unless you're planning to commit suicide
• Not even the gods can save you from her wrath
• Ask Jeongyeon, she's still traumatized
• Her enemies have nightmares of flaming monster rabbits trying to cook them alive

Jeongyeon

• Daughter of Ares
• Ever heard of the dumb jock stereotype? Now have it in glorious semi-divine HD
• "Dude did you just shove that sword up that minotaur's--"
• Someone got ahold of a clip of that particular incident and it's racked up a million views on Olympus
• Her father is so proud
• Is that one friend who has the words "bro" and "gym" almost always put in the same sentence 
• Don't be fooled though this can deadlift then suplex your dusty  
• She's actually very nice; she's just buff and scarred and always carrying something sharp
• To stab bad guys with, not you 
• Did you know that she has the stuffed head of a drakon hanging over her bed??
• Is actually really good with animals for some reason
• "Hey guys, wanna eat dinner together? I missed all of you!"
• She says as she drags behind the bleeding and broken body of a sparring partner 
• Is fellow nerd with some other nerd down this list
• They write bad mumble rap about grapes together, and have some of it on SoundCloud as the NoJamBros

Momo

• Daughter of Dionysus 
• Literal child of the party god 
• Will stop at nothing for food 
• See this 's true power unleashed if you so much as try and stop her
• "Lmao you're just the kid of the wine dude what can you even do"
• Strangling yalls with grape vines is the least she can do
• The rest involves some really gross eldritch stuff and insanity 
• She's chill though, and generally just likes to kick back and relax aside from helping throw parties (she is the party)
• And growing whole vineyards for herself 
• "I can tell exactly where your wine went wrong and why you should really get therapy now"
• Huge fan of the grape-related mumble rap that two certain nerds put out
• "My name is Momo and goddammit I do GRAPES not ing PEACHES"
• Mood swinger just like dear old dad; but it just ranges from ineffably chill to lowkey willing to curse you with "the madness" 
• Willing to branch out into peach-related stuff

Sana

• Daughter of Eros
• Holy she's made of LOVEEEE
• Charmspeak? C h a r m s p e a k .
• She can also turn into a life-draining, vampiric dragon succubus who's wiped out whole groups of foes at once
• Wait what the --?
• Hey, she's still a great person though, just don't on her bad side
• "Valentine's Day should be a goddamn holiday"
• She says while downing expensive treats from her legions of admirers
• She loves them back because they all feed her the best
• Is actually lowkey the best girlfriend material out of the nine
• Amazing relationship navigator; you will probably end up marrying her
• Thing is she's been single for like 82910197 years and she's had exactly two (2) partners where it really ed up
• Advocates self-love too because you don't need a boy or girl to make you happy (preach girl)
• Also happily advocates the other kind of self-love eyyyyyyyyyy ;)
• Currently not looking for a relationship-- change in status pending

Jihyo

• Daughter of Zeus
• Yo what the she's like overpowered as
• There's a reason why she's leader instead of Nayeon even if she's the eldest
• Remember when people screwed with her by calling her fat? Now she can rain the literal wrath of heaven on you
• Lightning never strikes twice and that's because anything and anyone that she's ever directed it to is a Dead
• The Zeus cabin is kinda way too big and empty so she likes to camp out at other people's cabins
• Let's be real, none of the other gods object
• Miraculously didn't inherit the worst traits of dad; still has authority issues though
• Because she is the authority
• Is often asked to become a charger
• Has been seen walking around with a bunch of 3DS's and Switches strapped to her
• She doesn't mind looking like a weirdo as long as she gets a turn on them
• Everyone fights over her for the capture the flag games
• She is the Lvl 100 player amongst the Lvl 10's 
• Has trouble in water since she accidentally shocks herself sometimes

Mina

• Daughter of Athena 
• Nobody ever expects the quiet one 
• Unfortunately she's like super smart and can plan your demise in 0.02 seconds 
• Master battle tactician somewhere in that brain of hers 
• But catch her being sweet and awkward for the most part though
• Is that one kid with the weird did-you-know facts 
• Knows everything about penguin feeding habits 
• Is occasionally seen playing scrabble with various others 
• What the kind of word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
• Oh dear god it's medical 
• Is her memory photographic too
• Nobody ing knows man 
• But knows exactly what went down at the Party Last Winter to the very last detail
• Has the wisdom to never get wasted while the other idiots are 
• Soft spot for nerdier nerds

Dahyun

• Daughter of Iris 
• Whenever you see some girl with technicolor dip-dye hair
• That'll be your resident walking telephone
• "My mom's the goddess of RAINBOWS so I CAN LOOK LIKE ONE WHENEVER I LIKE"
• Forget the latest iPhone, she's the phone
• This girl has some screwed up telepathy powers
• No wonder she's also kinda weird
• But don't even entertain the thought because she can hear you 
• Excitable smol girl though, protect at all costs 
• Even if you're a she'll offer you some rainbow gummy worms
• But if you're an extra well she's creative 
• Broadcast that embarrassing session to everyone in camp 
• Don't with her guys 
• Is also a living movie projector
• Can and will watch Shrek over and over 

Chaeyoung 

• Daughter of Hades 
• Poster girl of "not all Hades kids are emo sadboys gtfo"
• Can and will raise an army of the dead to ing fight you
• Did I mention army of the dead??????
• So ing cool man
• I lied she's a nerd 
• "Dad says we gets lots of interesting dead people, like right now"
• Says this during a funeral to everyone
• Liberal user of body spray
• Because she smells like graveyard sometimes and not because she's an incel you cabbages
• Compensates for being vertically challenged by challenging those who are vertically advantaged
• "I see dead people"
• Communicates with ghosts; confirms that most don't really have much to say
• Surprisingly artistic and musical despite the whole dead thing; you get cultured hanging out with cultured souls 
• Firmly believes in the ultimate punishment of your soul becoming a part of Hades' gym shorts 

Tzuyu

• Daughter of Hecate
• The Mage of the RPG group
• No seriously she can like magic blast you into nonexistence 
• Quiet and stoic but only because she's done with everyone's bull
• What is she willing to put up with today? 
• Nothing, now off 
• Has made some difficult decisions and will not hesitate to cut you 
• Almost has the same problems as the dead god kid and they are Great Friends 
• Is the giraffe to the pony of the previous demigod and they are unstoppable 
• "Tell me to say abracadabra ONE MORE DAMN TIME"
• Youngest and arguably the only sane man 
• Enjoys a good cuddle and a shoulder to rest on though 
• Actually helps plan the magic fireworks 
• NEEDS APPRECIATION DON'T DISCRIMINATE
• Please take care of this kiddo she needs it