Chapter 8: To
IZ*ONE Chatroom
duckieduck created a new group chat
duckieduck added 39saku, Kwangbae, godNako, and pupjin
duckieduck named the group chat NRPA
duckieduck: hello my fellow gays!
Kwangbae: ok.
duckieduck: uhm wtf wheres your energy
pupjin: why does this chat exist and what does the name even mean
39saku: yena you better have a good fkin reason for making another chat that will spam me
godNako: shes in a bad mood because chaeyeon unnie left to pick up something from her family house with chaeryeong and that she will be gone for half of the day
39saku: nako i swear to god
duckieduck: okkkk suure um the chat title is short for no responsible people allowed
pupjin: this is the best name you could come up with seriously
Kwangbae: gotta agree with her, dude. not your best work i’m afraid.
duckieduck: why are u doin dis to me
godNako: cuz we can
duckieduck: u guys dont even have a viable reason
duckieduck: laaAAAAAAAAaaame
39saku: to doesnt it?
pupjin: O HAHAAAAAAA
Kwangbae: yo Saku-chan i think you should calm down just a bit, yeah? you kinda just obliterated Yena’s dignity.
39saku: thats the point
duckieduck: looks like i have to bring in the big guns
pupjin: oh the ducky is finally retaliating
godNako: most curious:
duckieduck: ur gf gave me a duck plushie and made me food yesterday
duckieduck: she bought it cuz it reminded her of me
Kwangbae: , i think you brought a ing tank instead of a gun. you idiot, say goodbye to your life.
godNako: oh oh she just went red with anger
pupjin: should i lock the door?
duckieduck: YEs
39saku: no its ok im not wasting my time on you and youre a horrible liar
Kwangbae: yet another bloodshed stopped.
Kwangbae: what is this? the 42nd death prevented in the week?
pupjin: 44th in just 5 days actually.
godNako: and the majority of them are us doing stupid stuff, getting beat up by responsible members, and annoying eunbi unnie
39saku: isnt annoying her the same category as being beat up by responsible members
duckieduck: shes powerful enough to have her own
Kwangbae: yes she is.
Kwangbae: she is very powerful unless she’s dealing with me.
pupjin: eww dad
godNako: of course you would know
Kwangbae: what? i’m just repeating what we said about her weeks ago, all of us agreed she’s a switch.
duckieduck: so r we gonna talk about this again
39saku: please god no
39saku: we already established it
Kwangbae: there you go, no more discussion needed.
duckieduck: hold up guys chae is texting
godNako: which one
pupjin: unnie which one
39saku: DID YOU HE
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