the title is supposed to say click on this for a fun time but then i sat back, really took a look at myself and decided that it's not good to lie. so there we go, i'm pretty dull but at least i'm honest. 

and now, on to my resume.

• i mainly fc males but who you fc matters little to me.
• illiterate so i'm not looking for plotting partners or anything like that, just some good banter. 
• i try my best to reply when i can but i am on the plus side of the world and have a somewhat normal body clock. r/notlikeotherrpers because i actually sleep. ha ha.. 
• why should you hire me (to be your friend)? because i need friends and you're either a kind soul who loves helping those in need or are looking to clock in your community service hours - yes, i qualify as community service.
• made a new freelance account for a fresh start so drop me a pm with your twitter handle and we can start guessing each other's star signs or however else kids these days start conversations.