This is my first published fanfic so please don't be too hard on me. Also, English is not my first language, and I had no beta readers; therefore, all mistakes are my own, and I take full responsibility for them. If any kind soul were to have enough time to point out any mistakes I've made, I would be very thankful. Honestly, any kind of feedback would be appreciated.

On another note, please do not consider this a lesson in self-defence. I just wrote whatever sounded cool enough to make a good lie.

Work will be crossposted on AO3 and (maybe) Wattpad (the title of the story and author name will be the same).