Introduction

Silver Swords and Diamond Tears

"Pls play with me :(" Chatroom

 

SailorSolar is online

JihyoPark is online

RosesAreHumanToo is online

ujuY is online

 

JihyoPark is typing...

JihyoPark : wait

JihyoPark : omg wrong party

JihyoPark : why am I here who are you people

ujuY : my id is literally my name

JihyoPark : ujuy?

JihyoPark : no wait, yuju?

ujuY : Yuhuuuu

JihyoPark : oh no

JihyoPark : i'm a newbie i'm supposed to enter into mina's party

JihyoPark : omg your levels are already so high

SailorSolar : it's okay we'll help you farm exp ;)

JihyoPark : is that you solar-sshi?

SailorSolar : correct!

RosesAreHumanToo : i'm rose :D

RosesAreHumanToo : blackpink rose! :D

JihyoPark : oh thank god

JihyoPark : i thought i get included into a party with random international player :(

ujuY : i made the party in the gg community only dun worry

JihyoPark : oh thank god

JihyoPark : i'm sorry i'm new here i'll be asking your help a lot

RosesAreHumanToo : but your level is already 5???

JihyoPark : minari played this for me because i'm dumb

RosesAreHumanToo : oh i see

RosesAreHumanToo : it's okay we're here to have fun! :D

JihyoPark : thank you rose-sshi :)

JihyoPark : by the way

JihyoPark : who is @xXxPussyDestroyerxXx?

ujuY : idk :/

ujuY : she accepted my invitation then went offline

ujuY : we'll ask once she log in

SailorSolar : she's level 46 already wow

ujuY : and an assassin mind you

ujuY : that class is /the/

ujuY : sowon-unnie is a level 35 phantom thief she's a one hit killer in our party

SailorSolar : probably someone with a lot of free time in her hands lol

RosesAreHumanToo : or maybe she had been playing for so long! :)

RosesAreHumanToo : maybe we're in the same party with snsd sunbaenims or 2ne1 sunbaenims uwu that would be so great! :D

SailorSolar : oh yeah that could be

RosesAreHumanToo : jihyo-ah she can help you farming exp by carrying you through high leveled dungeons :)

RosesAreHumanToo : i'm excited to start playing with you guys! :))))

JihyoPark : :(

JihyoPark : sorry i'm still so new i might burden you :(

ujuY : told ya it's fine

ujuY : we all start somewhere

ujuY : beside you're a swordsman if you level up and upgrade your class to paladin that would make our party complete

SailorSolar : lol yeah you're right

SailorSolar : you put those level up additional points to your def and we'll have a tanker

JihyoPark : okay thanks :)

JihyoPark : please guide me through this hehehe <3

RosesAreHumanToo : ofc :D

 

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx is online

 

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : yo

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : what did i miss srry i need to do something

JihyoPark : hello sunbaenim :)

RosesAreHumanToo : hello sunbaenim :D

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : ????

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : omg guys lmao

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : don't call me that

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : this is wendy

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : wendy red velvet

JihyoPark : ...

RosesAreHumanToo : ...

ujuY : ...

SailorSolar : i lowkey feel so betrayed

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : whyyyyy D:

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : why are you like ... is there something wrong with me in your party? D:

ujuY : sigh

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : DDDDDDDD:

SailorSolar : we thought you were a member from older gg

SailorSolar : your level is so high and your name...

JihyoPark : wendy sshi pls change your username :(

JihyoPark : i feel...

JihyoPark : uncomfortable

RosesAreHumanToo : me too i'm sorry :(

ujuY : lmao destroyer

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : whyyyyyy

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : i like this name yeri gave it to me

JihyoPark : ...

RosesAreHumanToo : ...

ujuY : ...

SailorSolar : kim yerim –w–

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : :(

SailorSolar : no but seriously

SailorSolar : why that name?

SailorSolar : and that profile pic lmao

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : so i can play on international server without ppl knowing it's me ofc

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : everytime it's chuseok i'm all alone in the dorm :(

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : no one's playing the game :(

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : like literally no one the girls the boys no one :(

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : i'm lonely you know that :(

SailorSolar : oh

JihyoPark : ouch sorry

RosesAreHumanToo : omo we're sorry :(

ujuY : oops

ujuY : thoughts and prayer for you

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : it's okay :)

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : i like TT

JihyoPark : you mean, *i'm like TT

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : no it's true i like TT

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : left TT or right TT i like both

JihyoPark : eye–

ujuY : i take back my thoughts and prayer

SailorSolar : WENDY >:(

RosesAreHumanToo : i don't understand

SailorSolar : i hope you won't

RosesAreHumanToo : i'll ask jennie unnie :)

JihyoPark : no don't! D:

RosesAreHumanToo : oh!

RosesAreHumanToo : i understand now :)

ujuY : omg our angel had been tainted

RosesAreHumanToo : it's okay wendy sshi i like them too :))))

JihyoPark : what the

ujuY : what the

SailorSolar : WENDY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : JENDIWIWJWIKW I'M SORRY

RosesAreHumanToo : what's the matter? :(

RosesAreHumanToo : we all have them so i understand why wendy sshi like them :)

RosesAreHumanToo : we have to love ourself don't we? :)

RosesAreHumanToo : besides...

RosesAreHumanToo : if we don't like them that would mean we dislike god's creation :(

RosesAreHumanToo : that's bad :(

SailorSolar : why did this become inspirational

ujuY : is that divine light coming from rose sshi's avatar

JihyoPark : wendy sshi is an atheist

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : no wrong i worship god jihyo

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : and her TT :D

JihyoPark : how to unsee

JihyoPark : how to block someone in this game

JihyoPark : how to block someone in life

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : don't say that level 5 you're going to need me a lot for farming exp :D

JihyoPark : I FEEL SO THREATENED SOMEONE HELP

ujuY : >:(

ujuY : if only you're not an assassin and high leveled i would have kicked you out of this party

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : wrong again

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : you can't kick a party member unless you invite another member first

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : and there are no one else party-less in this gg only community huehuehuehue

ujuY : HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : my level is almost twice yours you think i wouldn't have memorized the entire mechanism already

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : well think again

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : i've become a guild master once but i left

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : too much responsibility –.–

ujuY : omg guild master

SailorSolar : omg your majesty

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : yes praise me mortals

JihyoPark : what's a guild master?

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : when you reach lvl 40 you can make a guild and become the master and everyone under your level can join your guild

JihyoPark : what if someone with higher level join?

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : you can choose to give the master title to them or keep it

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : they'll still be there even if you keep it tho

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : i gave the guild to yerim she's level 55 duelist

RosesAreHumanToo : omg duelist :O

RosesAreHumanToo : i want to learn a thing or two from her :)

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : you want to upgrade to duelist?

RosesAreHumanToo : no i want to become a sniper but there's no wrong in learning right? :)

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : true that

JihyoPark : uwu i don't understand :(

SailorSolar : it's okay you'll learn soon enough

SailorSolar : btw it's night already you guys should sleep

SailorSolar : when can we start to actually play the game?

ujuY : ok unnie ;)

ujuY : how about this weekend?

ujuY : saturday or sunday or both

RosesAreHumanToo : sure unnie :)

RosesAreHumanToo : yeah both days are good :)

JihyoPark : i'm free as well

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : okkk

SailorSolar : okk so both days?

SailorSolar : 9 a.m?

ujuY : okie dokie

JihyoPark : sounds good to me

RosesAreHumanToo : alright :)

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : okk

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : just mention me if i don't show up

SailorSolar : saturday 9 a.m it is

SailorSolar : ok good night girls ;)

JihyoPark : good night unnie

ujuY : nightooooo

RosesAreHumanToo : good night :) sleep tight xoxo

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx : nigghttt

 

RosesAreHumanToo is offline

SailorSolar is offline

xXxPussyDestroyerxXx is offline

JihyoPark is offline

ujuY is offline

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Izarakovic
SAO Crack AU because I'm bored :")
IDK when I will write the actual storyline tho lmao I'm sorry

Comments

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Favebolous #1
Chapter 1: I want this
poplarbear #2
Chapter 1: Reading this again and just after the news of the Kpop female soccer club (FC Rumor?) Where Jihyo, Mina, and Sejeong was a member :(
Goldenminer
#3
Chapter 1: Btw what are they playing? Is that Neverwinter? And pls God jihyo. Update this fic
poplarbear #4
Chapter 1: if TT is what i think HAHAHAHAHA LEFT TT RIGHT TT
Blue0range
#5
Chapter 1: I lost it with that name... So on point XD
FillDir 306 streak #6
Chapter 1: What the fck is going on here hahahahaha
Wonder what's happening in the other parties tho hah
Will there be encounters with orange players because I hope not but on the other hand I can picture it being very funny if they beat those players with crazy sht lol
Also I can totally picture Rose playing while listening to worship songs wtf hahahaha
Eris78
#7
Chapter 1: LMFAOOOOOOO!

Let’s all take a minute to revel in Wendy’s online name.
I loved how the others were so sure they were getting Sunny or maybe CL...but no. LOL

Iza-ah, I’m not sure what you are doing with your stories, but I keep getting hooked on them, subscribing and upvoting. I’m going to end up needing Betty Ford to help my addiction.
tots_are_thunk
#8
Chapter 1: Crackhead Wendy and her obsession with God Jihyo XD
RTomato
#9
Chapter 1: Wakanda is this XD

LOL, the crack content that we need

LOL
ROSESPROTECTIONSQUAD IS HERE, WE WILL NEVER LET YOU TO TAINT OUR ROSE!!!