are you bored?

tired of having nobody to make fun of? or not having someone make fun of you?

need a friend who can listen, give advice, and STILL not even practice what they preach?

on the flip side, do you need someone who can you down?

[GENERIC WHITE WOMAN NOD]

Then I'm Your Guy.

• hi, my name is oliver, but you can also call me oli.
• i'm a biual dom!switch.
• i'm gmt -4 or 3. i don't understand timezones, but i'm mainly active at night.
• i enjoy running from my problems, jumping to conclusions, memes, , and sleeping.
• i mainly rp taehyung or jimin, but depending on how close we are i would change my fc to one of your choice.
• i'm only on line for right now, but after some time i might expand to other platforms. we'll have to see about that though since i don't have a good attention span.

but in all seriousness,

• if you intend on having a ual relationship with me, we'd need to discuss limits because i basically have none aside from and feet. so you'll get to decide our boundaries.
• we don't have to have . we can just be friends and have fun talking to each other. i'm cool with anything, but i will say this to anyone i get close with emotionally, ually, or otherwise: I Do Not Date. i just don't... never really been a fan of it, if i'm honest.
• in either instance though, i am also down to plot and if you'd prefer that we can discuss more in depth later.

anyways. here's the application, i guess?

oc name (if you have one):
faceclaim:
timezone:
kinks (if you're DTF):
ual limits:
line ID:

thanks for coming to my TED Talk.