I woke up to the sound of whispering, I cracked one eye open, to see a Alfalfa desperado (farmer)

"Who are they?" I heard The Alfalfa desperado say "I told you Jimin, I don't know if their dead."

While he was distracted talking to the person he called Jimin, I jumped up with a black-eyed Susan and pointed it right at the alfalfa desperado 

"We don't want no trouble, young fella." I said with gun pointed right at him " Just let us be on our way." 

"We don't want any trouble either." The man said with his hands up "I just wanted to offer a hot meal to you and your traveling partner."

"I don't trust no Alfalfa desperado." I said

Just then John Cook finally woke up 

"W-w-w-w-w-w-what's going on, Rick Shaw." John Cook said in shock "Who are these people???"

"Just a Big sugar Alfalfa Desperado boot-er." I answered with disdain in my voice

"Watch your profanity." The Alfalfa Desperado said in an odd voice  

"No." I said 

"You know what, how about we set aside our differences, I can tell you're just weary travelers and I got food, water and warm beds." Alfalfa desperado said with his hand outstretched "My name's Kim Taehyung, but you can call me Tae."

I hesitated for a second, but I made eye contact with my traveling partner John Cook, and I could tell that The Alfalfa Desperado's temptations was to much for him

"Fine, But I've been on the earth long enough, I know that nothing free in the Wild, Wild, West." I said as i took off my cowboy hat wind running through my hair "What's your price, Desperado?" 

The Alfalfa Desperado smiled and slowly pointed at John Cook "Him."

John Cook let out a scream in pure horror and terror 

"Sure!" I said quickly, ecstactic to finally get rid of John Cook 

"NOOOOOOOOOOO, you can't do this to me!!!!!!!!!!" John Cook cried out, tears sreaming down his beautiful face 

"I can and I will." I said, as I threw him towards the Desperado 

"Why don't you come inside, friends." Tae said as grabbed John Cook's right arm, his nails digging into his flesh and without my knowledge whispered in his ear "I will never let you go.

 Soon we entered Tae's house and I was shocked by the layers of dirt and dust everwhere, I could barely breath due to the dirt and dust everwhere and I was disgusted

"I can't live here, IT'S TOOOOOO DUSTYYYY!!!!!!" John Cook yelled as he tried to run out of the house

"No, it's not." Tae said "I think it's cleaner than normal, By the way, I think I should tell you something now, John Cook ...............................................................