nako is a capitalist [not clickbait]

Description

wherein hitomi regrets following nako and sakura into the journalist club, their group chat is filled with pumpkins and questionable moments, nako is unapologetically loud, and eunbi is there to make their life hardnot necessarily in that order.           (college!au)

                                                                                                                        

 

                                                                                               

A/N: henlo i'm back with another chaetomi fic which hopefully will be up in all its finished glory before the week ends! i'm halfway there, as of now. please wait a little bit more :] also! let it be known that this fic is not 100% chatfic, but the chat log will amount to 50%, give and take. if this was ao3 i would add the tag Half Chat Fic Half Written Fic, but alas. that said, see you soon! ( '    ')/

A/N as of 31/01/2019: oh god aaaaaaaaaaa hello!!!!! i'm so sorry this got uploaded late. i acquired mangekyou sharingan for 2 weeks-ish and i had to avoid gadgets for a while to make sure it didn't get worse (i cried blood at some point, it's pretty dramatic). then when i finally got better enough to work with ms words again, the plot ran away from me, all the while dramatically growing from 3k-ish to the size it is now. i blame it on the amount of chaetomi moments we got nowadays... i'm crying... they're so soft and absolutely have 100% of my heart. that said, happy reading! :)

Foreword

 

 

[the journalist team’s cryptids]
 

nako: also eunbi-unnie said ur topic is regret

nako: fighting hii-chan

hitomi: hold on how am i supposed to write regret,

nako: u start it with r then end with t

hitomi: sometimes i really regret asking you things

nako: that’s the spirit!

 

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Let's preface this by stating that Honda Hitomi is not, in fact, a cryptidand neither are Miyawaki Sakura nor Yabuki Nako. We will revisit this issue later, preferably after Hitomi is done strangling the topic of regret. Which could mean never, or, when Hitomi is feeling especially optimistic, some time in an unforeseeable future; which is just never in a lot more words.

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ssamttomiz_ #1
Chapter 1: THIS IS SO GOOD :(((((
FishnRead
#2
Chapter 1: Aw this is what they mean when they say some people have a way with words. I love the way you wrote this piece. So much wit and so much uwu. Keep up the good work, author-nim!
KCWnim
#3
Chapter 1: This was so good!!!!!!!! Please write a sequel ??❣️??✨
asobi_asobase
#4
Chapter 1: [screams in nako's height]
ashensprites
#5
Chapter 1: your story warmed my heart on a cold night~ i love it, your story and writing hit all the good spots ^-^
Chubear17 #6
Chapter 1: Petition for the article to be the next update uwu
if i were to write about regret though, i think it would be about not finding this story sooner
Chirindindin #7
power up: a ballad
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

now, i'm genuinely curious about hii-chan's article
Megan_Dubz #8
Chapter 1: I love your writing style so much!
letsmeetagain
#9
Chapter 1: oh my gOD, Chaetomi never fails to make me uwu
also the amount of twitter stan lingo and sarcasm in this fic? top tier.