i’d take a bullet for you (but i’d need to check my schedule first)

Author: sonjjit

Status: one shot, completed

Genre: spies and secret agents au, fake relationship au, enemies to lovers au, romance, comedy, action, drama,

About: “So, how does it feel to be relegated to backup for once?” Jongdae’s voice is so unerringly loud and chirpy in his left ear, it makes Jongin wonder why these earpieces never came with volume controls. “You’re like, the-rest-of-the-Pussycat-Dolls to Kyungsoo’s Nicole Scherzinger.”

in which jongin learns through experience that it’s possible to detest champagne after having it served at every other meal; that they do, in fact, make child-sized Rolexes; and that minseok hadn’t written a way for him to navigate this situation. and really, all he wants is to go home.

Warnings: M, slight violence and drugs