idk if anyone would ever click this cus there's like 1029029 ads out there but if you click on this, i promise u, i will take u for a magic carpet ride with my ty sense of humor, heckin load of vine references and SICKENING memes. u *WILL* love me...mes. i cant even say you'll love me cus i'm an aquarius so u know we WACK as but ya, i promise u, i'm actually very funny and i don't have layers. like an ogre. like shrek..........

ANYWAYS.

• my name is dei, dw i'm legal both ic & ooc. he/him pronouns, bi.
• i'm on the plus side of the world but my body acts like it's from the negative cus Time is a social construct anyways. — Dei, 2018. #Philosophy. also because my body is going through this phase where he thinks it's in cool to be a #Rebel. 
• i don't have a line/kik but i have twitter (8/12/18: AND KKT CUS I JUST MADE ONE HEHE).. ?? cus i'm a IN LOSER. (unless we're in the same boat then you're not the loser, it's just me haha rawr xD amirite, lads!?)
• [jughead voice] in case you haven't noticed, i do crack. i'm a crackhead. i smoke crack. and i don't want to not smoke crack. have you ever seen me without this stupid crack in my system? that’s wack.
• ugh i wish i can boost myself and say like "hAhA i rEpLy aT tHe SpEeD oF LiGhT" but i'm a child of God so i can't lie about that.. however, pls feel free to hit me with the double text to make me guilty for posting this ad looking for more friends but can't follow through with my endless of promises. also i'm workin to feed my dogs so please don't expect me to go all Miss Lightning McQueen on u.. but i will try cus i hate disappointing people like how my mom disappointed me.
• also if yall post selfies, u bet i'm gonna hype u the up.. but you're warned that i have a very odd way of complimenting people so like . :shrug:
• i usually only fc guys cus.. well, obviously. but i can whip a titty out once in a blue moon.
• honestly we can talk about anything u wanna. karen from work is being a mega ? TELL ME ABOUT IT! susan from school is secretly a hermaphrodite? COOL! i love drama and tea and beef and whatever in term there is.
• i am a huge in nerd AND a geek so be prepared for me to also belt out some random facts about some random animal or whatever.. not 2 sound like a puthy boy (but i am....) but i love dinosaurs & sharks.. i'm like, a mf expert. *flex* jk, if u watch enough animal planet and nat geo wild, u can be me too!! not like u would cus i'm a boy who has to post ads for people to be his friend. (no shame to the other lads out there who did it.......)
• my interests include pokémon, videogames, sports anime, tv shows, movies, superheroes, astrology and many more just hmu pls i need friends so desperately..... who's gonna attend my funeral when i die? my college dropout dogs if i dont have enough money to fund their doggy tuition!?
• i'm single and open to mingle. although this can be further discussed if we reach that stage.
• Actually contrary to popular belief, I can, in fact, be literate as well. It depends whether if the situation calls for me to step my ia up. Situation being; you're uncomfortable with my style of conversing or you're just looking to roleplay (which I too, am open.) [, THAT WAS PAINFUL.]
• i understand if i don't sound credible at all but if you just need a pal for you to vent to or share your problems with, i'm all ears because sometimes you just need someone elses' perspective or whatever, you know.
• if you've read it to here, i'd like to offer u a virtual cookie cus u deserve it after seeing this mess of an advertisement.
• pls pm (or comment if u bold af) your twitter @ if you wanna be friends!!!!