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kingkyung: Ohnygiid omhmmygod ohmygotd
eunweewoo: y
yeetbin: its 4am
aybaebae: do you want to die
mingeng2: what goes on
kingkyung: JHGTYDEWAQWARJ;'KBKBH
aybaebae: what?
mingeng2: ugh is this another conspiracy theory
kingkyung: *kyungspiracy
kingkyung: BUT NI NOT THIS TINE
aybaebae: no one needs to discuss forks at 4am
kingkyung: I HAVE A STORY TO TELL
aybaebae: no
eunweewoo: no
yeetbin: no
kingkyung: plz
mingeng2: the sooner we let her talk the sooner she'll stop
eunweewoo: .
yeetbin : u rite
aybaebae : k
mingeng2: k kyungloser go ahead with ur story
kingkyung: ok rude but thx minky
kingkyung: so an hour ago at 3am I just finished practicing in the vocal room and was gonna leave
kingkyung: but remembered I left my hoodie in the dance studio the night before
aybaebae: the black one with the photo of some rando blonde kid on the front?
kingkyung: yes. dont interrupt me
kingkyung: so I ventured off to retrieve my article of clothing
kingkyung: and stumbled upon our great leader Im Nayoung practicing some choreo
aybaebae: nayoung unnie? practicing choreo? like how she does every night?
kingkyung: I TOO ONCE WAS AS IGNORANT AS YOU
mingeng2: was? past tense?
kingkyung: this was DIFFERENT
yeetbin: omg she finally practiced in just a sports bra and leggings????
mingeng2: did you record it
eunweewoo: ^^^^^
kingkyung: god I wish but no she was wearing her normal stuff i didnt record anything this isnt abour her clothes anyay
mingeng2: :(
kingkyung: she was SLEEPING
aybaebae : nayoung unnie sleeping? in the dance studio? like how she does every night?
kingkyung: NO
kingkyung: she was
kingkyung: doing the routine wgile FASR ASLEEP
yeetbin: sure Jan
aybaebae: sounds fake but ok
eunweewoo: this is a horrible bedtime story
mingeng2: how did you know she was asleep and not just had her eyes closed
mingeng2: bc she does that sometimes so she's not looking at the mirror too much when she dances
kingkyung: EXCELLENT QUESTION MY DEAR MINGLING
yeetbin:: that's not even how you say it im-
aybaebae: this is why kyungwon unnie's not in english line
imlikeddiddi: and you are?
imlikeddiddi: the only english you know is ''thank you for all your love and support''
aybaebae: guess who's not getting lines in the next album
imlikeddiddi: bold of you to assume we'll get a next album
eunweewoo: bold of you to assume we'll leave the basement
imlikeddiddi: that's true i forgot what the sun looks like
yeetbin: what. why? you're still in school though?
mingeng2: ???? are you not going to your classes ????
mingeng2: why are you even awake? you have school tomorrow?
aybaebae: omg im telling nayoung unnie
imlikeddiddi: welp gotta blast! good night gays
yeetbin: wait. why was SIYEON of all people clowning sungyeon's english
yeetbin: literally the only english she knows is ''hi, how are you doing?'' and ''I'm fine, thank you and you?''
kingkyung: ANYWAY I opened the door and she didnt evn look my way
eunweewoo: bc ur ugly
yeetbin: LKJLDASJL;NLRFNLQREQNL
mingeng2: damn
mingeng2: eunwoo with the critical hit
aybaebae: WAIT
aybaebae: what routine was she doing
kingkyung: does it matter?
mingeng2: yes?
kingkyung: it was one of our dance covers that we'll never get permission to upload to our twitter acct
yeetbin: wow that really narrows it down
eunweewoo: twitter? i haven't heard that name in years
mingeng2: what is this twitter you speak of
aybaebae: beats me
kingkyung: ANWAY
kingkyung: i went inside and grabbed my hoodie
kingkyung: nayoung unnie was just finishing up the routine
kingkyung: i was gonna wait for it to end just to talk to her
kingkyung: so she did the final pose
kingkyung: i clapped
yeetbin: lol whipped
kingkyung: she did not open her eyes or even acknowledged my presence
eunweewoo: b c u r u g l y
yeetbin: RT
kingkyung: i asked her if we could practice a different routine
kingkyung: she did not answer me
kingkyung: and then--
kingkyung: --
kingkyung: --
kingkyung: --
mingeng2: what are you doing
kingkyung: i just wanted some dramatic effects geez you guys hate quality storytelling
kingkyung: THE SONG LOOPED AND STARTED OVER
kingkyung: 4 COUNTS BEFORE THE ROUTINE'S FIRST STEP
kingkyung: and she just STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN LIKE IRA ONT BIG DEAL
kingkyung: SHE 3AS SLEEP DANCING
eunweewoo: thats some demonic right there
yeetbin:: im just surprised nayoung unnie actually knows auto-replay exists
aybaebae: a woman of many secrets
mingeng2: wait what happened next
kingkyung: lol nothing i got scared and walked back to the dorm
eunweewoo: omfg you just left nayoung unnie to rOT
kingkyung: you're not supposed to wake someone up if they're sleepwalking!
kingkyung: so i thought this also applies to sleep dancing ok
mingeng2: you couldve just stopped the music?
kingkyung: IT WAS 3AM AND I WAS SCARED I WASNT THINKING STRAIGHT OK
mingeng2: when do you ever think
yeetbin: nothing about you is straight
aybaebae: fun fact in old europe there was this dancing plague where ppl literally danced to their death
yeetbin: wtf why
aybaebae: no one rly knows. they think mass hysteria but its just a theory
mingeng2: how is this fact considered 'fun'
kingkyung: OM I JUT LEFTNAYOUNG UNNIE TO DIE
kingkyung: IM NOTREADY TOBE SUB LEADER
eunweewoo: oh no i cant hsndle the responsibility of being a sub sub leader
aybaebae: kyungwon unnie has literally no responsibilities tho?
mingeng2: with good reason, given the events that supposedly took place earlier
kingkyung: supposedly? it actually happened! im not a liar
mingeng: only liars say that
kingkyung: but im not lying :(
eunweewoo: why the you lyin~
yeetbin:: why you always lyin~
mingeng2: you cant blame us for being skeptics kyungwon you dont have any proof
kingkyung: utter betrayal
aybaebae: wait unnies I think kyungwon unnie is telling the truth
kingkyung: nvm i love [1] woman and her name is bae sungyeon
mingeng2: wait sungyeon how do you know kyungwon's not making this whole thing up
yeetbin: yeah where the receipts @
kingkyung: wow you gays are so willing to hear sungyeon's theory
kingkyung: but you never want to hear my kyungspiracies? ing hypocrites
aybaebae: shut up kyungwon unnie im helping you
kingkyung: sorry sungyeonie/i love you/you're the best <3
mingeng2: go ahead sungyeon present your case
aybaebae: ok so kyungwon unnie only talked about nayoung unnie dancing in her sleep
aybaebae: but she never mentioned anything about HOW nayoung unnie was dancing
yeetbin: dancing, like in terms of skill?
aybaebae: yep if she was dancing good or bad
mingeng2: but how does that prove kyungwon's story is true
aybaebae: well we all know nayoung unnie's a great dancer
yeetbin: no printer just FAX
aybaebae: and if we had to compare nayoung unnie's and kyungwon unnie's dancing
kingkyung: oh no pls dont
eunweewoo: oh please do
aybaebae: compared to nayoung unnie, kyungwon unnie dances like an over-caffeinated horse on roller skates
mingeng2: wow that image fits her perfectly
kingkyung: excuse you just because i laugh like a horse doesn't mean i dance like one
aybaebae: kyungwon unnie was most surprised that nayoung unnie was dancing in her sleep
aybaebae: kyungwon unnie never said that that nayoung unnie WASN'T dancing good in her sleep
aybaebae: this means that nayoung unnie even in her sleep, is killing the choreo
aybaebae: nayoung unnie dancing better than kyungwon unnie is the expected norm
aybaebae: so kyungwon unnie didn't think it was important enough to mention it
yeetbin: oh my god this means nayoung unnie can literally do a routine IN HER SLEEP
yeetbin: and still dance better than kyungwon unnie
aybaebae: precisely. that's what nayoung unnie did earlier tonight
mingeng2: looks like the verdicts not guilty
eunweewoo: phoenix wright found jobless
aybaebae: youre welcome kyungwon unnie
kingkyung: ...
kingkyung: ive been proven innocent but at WHAT COST
kingkyung: like thank you sungie i feel supported but also insulted and more than slightly hurt?
yeetbin: to be fair thats how we all feel after most interactions with sungyeon
aybaebae: tru tho
kingkyung: i cant believe my dancing has been compared to a damn HORSE
mingeng2: *that is overcaffeinated and on roller skates
yeetbin: yeehaw
eunweewoo: THE STAGE NAME YUHA HAS BEEN CANCELLED KYUNGWON UNNIE WILL NOW BE KNOWN AS YEEHAW
mingeng2: omg
yeetbin: bLEASE
aybaebae: im deceased
kingkyung: wow i didnt realize today was ' on Kyungwon Day'
aybaebae: everyday is ' on Kyungwon Day'
kingkyung: why must you do this to me
yeetbin: tbh ive always thought kyungwon unnie dances like those inflatable arm flailing tube things you always see outside of car dealerships i forgot what theyre called
eunweewoo: do those things even have a name
mingeng2: yeah theyre called kang kyungwon
kingkyung: KIM MINKYUNG
ilakilla: aw dont feel too bad unnie you still dance way better than me :)
eunweewoo: KYLA ASDF
eunweewoo: no ila sweetie you dance amazing you've improved so much <3
kingkyung: ila you dance way better than me im all limbs i dance like floppy spaghetti
aybaebae: mamma mia
yeetbin: here we go again
nayoungnim: kyla what are you doing why are you up so late
aybaebae:
eunweewoo:
mingeng2:
yeetbin:
kingkyung:
illakilla:
illakilla: unnie seoul is 16 hours ahead of LA its like 1pm over here
nayoungnim: oh. i'll never understand timezones
nayoungnim: but also hi ila we miss you hope youre doing well
illakilla: i miss all you unnies more! ill skype you all sometime this week
eunweewoo: GET HYPE
kingkyung: LIT
aybaebae: bless
mingeng2: looking forward to it!
yeetbin: kyla you'll be the prettiest thing I'll see this week <3
nayoungnim: we'll figure out a day/time later but we're all so excited :)
illakyla: okay! i gotta go make lunch. bye unnies! love you all! ttyl :D
nayoungnim: bye ila<3
aybaebae: love you :P
yeetbin: later queen <3
mingeng2: bye kyla! :)
eunweewoo: BYE ila I LOVE YOU MOST <3 <3 <3
kingkyung: no this unnie loves ila the mostest bye bye my ila baby <3
nayoungnim: ok
nayoungnim: as for the rest of you
nayoungnim: you all decided to clog up the main group chat that we use for important news and announcements when you couldve just made your own to talk about your things
nayoungnim: idk what was so important to discuss at 5am i guess i'll find out tomorrow morning when i read all of this
nayoungnim: so everyone (except kyla of course) is cleaning the practice room for the rest of the week
mingeng2: fair
aybaebae: fair
yeetbin: fair
eunweewoo: fair
kingkyung: fair
kingkyung: looks like im gonna be skyping kyla from the grave
yeetbin: ill make the funeral arrangements
mingeng2: sweet we have another bed to use as a closet
eunweewoo: oh no now im sub sub leader
aybaebae: rip yeehaw i'll perform a rap at your funeral to honor your memory
kingkyung: love you losers too
My first attempt at writing a chat fic! It was pretty difficult. I have more admiration for the authors that do these. Check out be my woof *wife by lovelyebin and rest in peace, kim minkyung by rubanrose (both on AO3) for top-notch Pristin chat fics if you haven't already.
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