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kingkyung: Ohnygiid omhmmygod ohmygotd

eunweewoo: y

yeetbin: its 4am

aybaebae: do you want to die

mingeng2: what goes on

kingkyung: JHGTYDEWAQWARJ;'KBKBH

aybaebae: what?

mingeng2: ugh is this another conspiracy theory 

kingkyung: *kyungspiracy

kingkyung: BUT NI NOT THIS TINE

aybaebae: no one needs to discuss forks at 4am

kingkyung: I HAVE A STORY TO TELL

aybaebae: no

eunweewoo: no

yeetbin: no

kingkyung: plz

mingeng2: the sooner we let her talk the sooner she'll stop

eunweewoo: .

yeetbin : u rite

aybaebae : k

mingeng2: k kyungloser go ahead with ur story

kingkyung: ok rude but thx minky

kingkyung: so an hour ago at 3am I just finished practicing in the vocal room and was gonna leave

kingkyung: but remembered I left my hoodie in the dance studio the night before

aybaebae: the black one with the photo of some rando blonde kid on the front?

kingkyung: yes. dont interrupt me

kingkyung: so I ventured off to retrieve my article of clothing

kingkyung: and stumbled upon our great leader Im Nayoung practicing some choreo

aybaebae: nayoung unnie? practicing choreo? like how she does every night? 

kingkyung: I TOO ONCE WAS AS IGNORANT AS YOU

mingeng2: was? past tense?

kingkyung: this was DIFFERENT

yeetbin: omg she finally practiced in just a sports bra and leggings????

mingeng2: did you record it

eunweewoo: ^^^^^

kingkyung: god I wish but no she was wearing her normal stuff i didnt record anything this isnt abour her clothes anyay

mingeng2: :(

kingkyung: she was SLEEPING

aybaebae : nayoung unnie sleeping? in the dance studio? like how she does every night? 

kingkyung: NO

kingkyung: she was

kingkyung: doing the routine wgile FASR ASLEEP

yeetbin: sure Jan

aybaebae: sounds fake but ok

eunweewoo: this is a horrible bedtime story

mingeng2: how did you know she was asleep and not just had her eyes closed

mingeng2: bc she does that sometimes so she's not looking at the mirror too much when she dances

kingkyung: EXCELLENT QUESTION MY DEAR MINGLING

yeetbin:: that's not even how you say it im-

aybaebae: this is why kyungwon unnie's not in english line

imlikeddiddi: and you are?

imlikeddiddi: the only english you know is ''thank you for all your love and support''

aybaebae: guess who's not getting lines in the next album

imlikeddiddi: bold of you to assume we'll get a next album

eunweewoo: bold of you to assume we'll leave the basement

imlikeddiddi: that's true i forgot what the sun looks like

yeetbin: what. why? you're still in school though?

mingeng2: ???? are you not going to your classes ????

mingeng2: why are you even awake? you have school tomorrow?

aybaebae: omg im telling nayoung unnie

imlikeddiddi: welp gotta blast! good night gays

yeetbin: wait. why was SIYEON of all people clowning sungyeon's english

yeetbin: literally the only english she knows is ''hi, how are you doing?'' and ''I'm fine, thank you and you?''

kingkyung: ANYWAY I opened the door and she didnt evn look my way

eunweewoo: bc ur ugly

yeetbin: LKJLDASJL;NLRFNLQREQNL

mingeng2: damn 

mingeng2: eunwoo with the critical hit

aybaebae: WAIT

aybaebae: what routine was she doing

kingkyung: does it matter?

mingeng2: yes?

kingkyung: it was one of our dance covers that we'll never get permission to upload to our twitter acct

yeetbin: wow that really narrows it down

eunweewoo: twitter? i haven't heard that name in years

mingeng2: what is this twitter you speak of 

aybaebae: beats me 

kingkyung: ANWAY

kingkyung: i went inside and grabbed my hoodie

kingkyung: nayoung unnie was just finishing up the routine

kingkyung: i was gonna wait for it to end just to talk to her 

kingkyung: so she did the final pose

kingkyung: i clapped

yeetbin: lol whipped

kingkyung: she did not open her eyes or even acknowledged my presence

eunweewoo: b c  u r  u g l y

yeetbin: RT

kingkyung: i asked her if we could practice a different routine 

kingkyung: she did not answer me

kingkyung: and then--

kingkyung: --

kingkyung: --

kingkyung: --

mingeng2: what are you doing

kingkyung: i just wanted some dramatic effects geez you guys hate quality storytelling

kingkyung: THE SONG LOOPED AND STARTED OVER 

kingkyung: 4 COUNTS BEFORE THE ROUTINE'S FIRST STEP

kingkyung: and she just STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN LIKE IRA ONT BIG DEAL

kingkyung:  SHE 3AS SLEEP DANCING

eunweewoo: thats some demonic right there

yeetbin:: im just surprised nayoung unnie actually knows auto-replay exists

aybaebae: a woman of many secrets

mingeng2: wait what happened next 

kingkyung: lol nothing i got scared and walked back to the dorm

eunweewoo: omfg you just left nayoung unnie to rOT

kingkyung: you're not supposed to wake someone up if they're sleepwalking!

kingkyung: so i thought this also applies to sleep dancing ok

mingeng2: you couldve just stopped the music?

kingkyung: IT WAS 3AM AND I WAS SCARED I WASNT THINKING STRAIGHT OK

mingeng2: when do you ever think

yeetbin: nothing about you is straight

aybaebae: fun fact in old europe there was this dancing plague where ppl literally danced to their death

yeetbin: wtf why

aybaebae: no one rly knows. they think mass hysteria but its just a theory

mingeng2: how is this fact considered 'fun' 

kingkyung: OM I JUT LEFTNAYOUNG UNNIE TO DIE

kingkyung: IM NOTREADY TOBE SUB LEADER

eunweewoo: oh no i cant hsndle the responsibility of being a sub sub leader

aybaebae: kyungwon unnie has literally no responsibilities tho?

mingeng2: with good reason, given the events that supposedly took place earlier

kingkyung: supposedly? it actually happened! im not a liar

mingeng: only liars say that

kingkyung: but im not lying :(

eunweewoo: why the you lyin~

yeetbin:: why you always lyin~

mingeng2: you cant blame us for being skeptics kyungwon you dont have any proof

kingkyung: utter betrayal

aybaebae: wait unnies I think kyungwon unnie is telling the truth

kingkyung: nvm i love [1] woman and her name is bae sungyeon

mingeng2: wait sungyeon how do you know kyungwon's not making this whole thing up

yeetbin: yeah where the receipts @

kingkyung: wow you gays are so willing to hear sungyeon's theory

kingkyung: but you never want to hear my kyungspiracies? ing hypocrites

aybaebae: shut up kyungwon unnie im helping you

kingkyung: sorry sungyeonie/i love you/you're the best <3

mingeng2: go ahead sungyeon present your case

aybaebae: ok so kyungwon unnie only talked about nayoung unnie dancing in her sleep

aybaebae: but she never mentioned anything about HOW  nayoung unnie was dancing

yeetbin: dancing, like in terms of skill?

aybaebae: yep if she was dancing good or bad

mingeng2: but how does that prove kyungwon's story is true

aybaebae: well we all know nayoung unnie's a great dancer

yeetbin: no printer just FAX

aybaebae: and if we had to compare nayoung unnie's and kyungwon unnie's dancing 

kingkyung: oh no pls dont 

eunweewoo: oh please do 

aybaebae: compared to nayoung unnie, kyungwon unnie dances like an over-caffeinated horse on roller skates

mingeng2: wow that image fits her perfectly

kingkyung: excuse you just because i laugh like a horse doesn't mean i dance like one

aybaebae: kyungwon unnie was most surprised that nayoung unnie was dancing in her sleep

aybaebae: kyungwon unnie never said that that nayoung unnie WASN'T dancing good in her sleep

aybaebae: this means that nayoung unnie even in her sleep, is killing the choreo

aybaebae: nayoung unnie dancing better than kyungwon unnie is the expected norm

aybaebae: so kyungwon unnie didn't think it was important enough to mention it 

yeetbin: oh my god this means nayoung unnie can literally do a routine IN HER SLEEP

yeetbin: and still dance better than kyungwon unnie 

aybaebae: precisely. that's what nayoung unnie did earlier tonight 

mingeng2: looks like the verdicts not guilty

eunweewoo: phoenix wright found jobless

aybaebae: youre welcome kyungwon unnie

kingkyung: ...

kingkyung: ive been proven innocent but at WHAT COST

kingkyung: like thank you sungie i feel supported but also insulted and more than slightly hurt?

yeetbin: to be fair thats how we all feel after most interactions with sungyeon

aybaebae: tru tho

kingkyung: i cant believe my dancing has been compared to a damn HORSE

mingeng2: *that is overcaffeinated and on roller skates

yeetbin: yeehaw

eunweewoo: THE STAGE NAME YUHA HAS BEEN CANCELLED KYUNGWON UNNIE WILL NOW BE KNOWN AS YEEHAW

mingeng2: omg

yeetbin: bLEASE 

aybaebae: im deceased

kingkyung: wow i didnt realize today was ' on Kyungwon Day'

aybaebae: everyday is ' on Kyungwon Day' 

kingkyung: why must you do this to me

yeetbin: tbh ive always thought kyungwon unnie dances like those inflatable arm flailing tube things you always see outside of car dealerships i forgot what theyre called

eunweewoo: do those things even have a name

mingeng2: yeah theyre called kang kyungwon

kingkyung: KIM MINKYUNG 

ilakilla: aw dont feel too bad unnie you still dance way better than me :)

eunweewoo: KYLA ASDF

eunweewoo: no ila sweetie you dance amazing you've improved so much <3

kingkyung: ila you dance way better than me im all limbs i dance like floppy spaghetti

aybaebae: mamma mia 

yeetbin: here we go again

nayoungnim: kyla what are you doing why are you up so late

aybaebae: 

eunweewoo: 

mingeng2: 

yeetbin:

kingkyung:

illakilla: 

illakilla: unnie seoul is 16 hours ahead of LA its like 1pm over here

nayoungnim: oh. i'll never understand timezones

nayoungnim: but also hi ila we miss you hope youre doing well

illakilla: i miss all you unnies more! ill skype you all sometime this week

eunweewoo: GET HYPE

kingkyung: LIT

aybaebae: bless

mingeng2: looking forward to it!

yeetbin: kyla you'll be the prettiest thing I'll see this week <3

nayoungnim: we'll figure out a day/time later but we're all so excited :)

illakyla: okay! i gotta go make lunch. bye unnies! love you all! ttyl :D

nayoungnim: bye ila<3

aybaebae: love you :P

yeetbin: later queen <3

mingeng2: bye kyla! :)

eunweewoo: BYE ila I LOVE YOU MOST <3 <3 <3

kingkyung: no this unnie loves ila the mostest bye bye my ila baby <3

nayoungnim: ok

nayoungnim: as for the rest of you

nayoungnim: you all decided to clog up the main group chat that we use for important news and announcements when you couldve just made your own to talk about your things

nayoungnim: idk what was so important to discuss at 5am i guess i'll find out tomorrow morning when i read all of this

nayoungnim: so everyone (except kyla of course) is cleaning the practice room for the rest of the week

mingeng2: fair

aybaebae: fair

yeetbin: fair

eunweewoo: fair

kingkyung: fair

kingkyung: looks like im gonna be skyping kyla from the grave

yeetbin: ill make the funeral arrangements

mingeng2: sweet we have another bed to use as a closet

eunweewoo: oh no now im sub sub leader

aybaebae: rip yeehaw i'll perform a rap at your funeral to honor your memory

kingkyung: love you losers too 

My first attempt at writing a chat fic! It was pretty difficult. I have more admiration for the authors that do these. Check out be my woof *wife by lovelyebin and rest in peace, kim minkyung by rubanrose (both on AO3) for top-notch Pristin chat fics if you haven't already.