HYYM - #1

He's Yours? You're Mine!

 

   1:31AM
cocojaenotcocojam: hello
norasdefsoul: ?? Hi?
cocojaenotcocojam: So since you replied...
cocojaenotcocojam: ....
cocojaenotcocojam: ......
cocojaenotcocojam: ........
cocojaenotcocojam: ...............
cocojaenotcocojam: .......................
cocojaenotcocojam: hey
cocojaenotcocojam: why are you not replying?
  2:00AM
norasdefsoul: what's with the dots? you're weird.
cocojaenotcocojam: i'm expecting you to reply "okay continue" after i said "so since you replied..."
norasdefsoul: so your point is??
cocojaenotcocojam: well you know, i still have manners
norasdefsoul: okay
cocojaenotcocojam: i'm so respectful, right?
norasdefsoul: of course
norasdefsoul: now, i will block you ms. manners ^_^
cocojaenotcocojam: first of all, i'm not a miss, i'm a dude
cocojaenotcocojam: second, my name is not manners. who's parents in their right mind will name their child "manners"????
cocojaenotcocojam: you know what i'm saying?
cocojaenotcocojam: third, you know you can't do that, or else i will call my *blank*
cocojaenotcocojam: guess what is the next word~~~
norasdefsoul: ....
cocojaenotcocojam: don't copy me
norasdefsoul: okay fine, after this, i will really block you
norasdefsoul: the next word is... lawyer?
cocojaenotcocojam: i never thought you're stupid
norasdefsoul: hey what?!
cocojaenotcocojam: obviously i will not call my lawyer
cocojaenotcocojam: ...because in the very first place i do not have a lawyer, i'm too broke I cannot even afford one official merch of GOT5's jinyoung...
cocojaenotcocojam: norasdefsoul babo~~~
norasdefsoul: just freaking answer the question and freaking don't call me stupid, mr. NOT manners or whoever you are
cocojaenotcocojam: the answer is... drum roll please!
cocojaenotcocojam: ....
cocojaenotcocojam: hey, babo, i said drum roll please
cocojaenotcocojam: nvm then, i won't answer it
norasdefsoul: bull
norasdefsoul: .... *dugudugudugudugu*
cocojaenotcocojam: is that the drum roll?
norasdefsoul: what else do u think is that? -.-
cocojaenotcocojam: okay, the answer is... my mom!!!!!
norasdefsoul: and why will you call your mom if i blocked you?
cocojaenotcocojam: nothing
cocojaenotcocojam: i just want to call my mom
norasdefsoul: .... you're really weird
norasdefsoul: so why did you dm me in the first place?
cocojaenotcocojam: i thought you will block me after i answer your question?
norasdefsoul: whatever
cocojaenotcocojam: i dm you because i saw your comment on MY jinyoung's recent post
norasdefsoul: ?? MY jinyoung???
cocojaenotcocojam: i said MY jinyoung NOT YOUR jinyoung
norasdefsoul: huh?
norasdefsoul: since when he become yours? i'm not informed lmao
cocojaenotcocojam: do not lmao me
cocojaenotcocojam: now you're trying to act like MY Jinyoung is yours when the truth is HE IS MINE!
norasdefsoul: enough with the drama
norasdefsoul: did you dm me because you thought I liked Jinyoung? are you one of his stalker?
cocojaenotcocojam: yes, that's the reason
cocojaenotcocojam: and i'm not a stalker, boo~
cocojaenotcocojam: i saw your comment on his recent post and you act like you're close with him
cocojaenotcocojam: you said there, "bro, nice pink shirt, are you also wearing pink underwear? i wanna see those ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ"
cocojaenotcocojam: boo so gay
norasdefsoul: ????
norasdefsoul: it's because we're really close?
cocojaenotcocojam: i don't believe you
cocojaenotcocojam: i checked your profile, MY Jinyoung is not following you and i don't see him leaving a comment in any of your posts :P
norasdefsoul: so you're really a stalker hmmm...
norasdefsoul: i'll call jinyoung and tell him to block this cocojamnotcocojae account because he's one of his crazy fans
   3:04AM
cocojaenotcocojam: bruh
cocojaenotcocojam: it's cocoJAEnotcocoJAM
cocojaenotcocojam: and i'll tell you again, i'm not a stalker
cocojaenotcocojam: and also stop trying to fool me that you're close with him
cocojaenotcocojam: okay, enough with this, let's just continue this tomorrow
cocojaenotcocojam: me and coco need to sleep
norasdefsoul: continue what?
cocojaenotcocojam: good night~
 

Jaebum stared blankly at his phone, he is lying on his bed. The lights are off and the only source of light is the brightness of his phone screen.

He scratched the back of his neck, "That guy is surely weird."

He looked at the last message sent by the mysterious guy. He tried to visit the guy's account but it's private.

Jaebum tapped the 'three dots' on the side.

[Report, Block, Hide Your Story, Copy Profile URL, Send Message, Send Profile as Message]

"Block..." he mouthed.

He think for a while.

"Nevermind," he sighed, "He seems interesting," he continued after a while and then closed his eyes to sleep, but he opened his eyes again when he suddenly remembered something.

"But who is that Coco?"

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Little-hope
#1
Chapter 1: I was like.. What's going on? lol
But nevermind, I'm too tired to take this seriously and I finally enjoyed reading it lol
That was kind of cute haha
BabyBird1996
#2
Chapter 1: I think this would be funny. I'm looking forward to the next chapter