bribe your birb with seed to behave

Description

Chanyeol knows Baekhyun's type, and Kyungsoo just isn't it. He's too mean, too short, too grumpy, and he calls Chanyeol a bird brain. The only good thing about him is Yixing.

Foreword

Baekhyun hangs out with Kyungsoo a lot, somehow weaseling his way into his good graces and even affections, if the compromising position on the sofa Chanyeol walks in on means anything.

He's seen Baekhyun kiss people before but not like he's trying to remove their tonsils with his tongue. Chanyeol blushes and ducks back into his room.

To salvage his fragile mentality, and to humiliate Baekhyun, like good bros do, he wets his lips and wolf-whistles and rolls his tongue in a high purr as loud as he can.

Which is pretty loud.

Kyungsoo jumps in tandem with Baekhyun, nearly throwing him to the floor.

“You almost dropped me!” Baekhyun whines.

“But I didn't. Don't be such a baby.”

Chanyeol wails like an infant.

Shut up, Chanyeol, you jerk!” Baekhyun shrieks.

The bird's response is a delighted laugh. He can just imagine the beet redness of Baekhyun's cheeks and fully expects him to charge into Chanyeol's room to try and pluck out his feathers in retaliation.

But he doesn't.

Instead, Chanyeol spies him sitting stiffly beside Kyungsoo, slowly relaxing into a side hug. It's similar to how Chanyeol would calm him down; Baekhyun sometimes needs to be held and have the stress squeezed out of him.

“Maybe you should bring Yixing sometime. His mellowness could rub off on Chanyeol.”

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seven_oh_seven
1489 streak #1
Chapter 1: This is so --- wow! Just, wow. I love it! It's not often you find a bird and a sheep hybrid so, yes, I'm just so enamoured by this. I especially love Kyungsoo's and Chanyeol's interaction/relationship here. They're so hilarious. Sheep!Yixing just gives me a soft feeling, like hnnngh! Aaaahhh! I am absolutely in love with this fic.
teddles #2
Loved it! Such an original idea, and so cute!
Zairanang #3
Chapter 1: This was so unique and cute. ♡