MasterKey messaged "#IneedNewFriends2k18"

MasterKey: Taemin where are you?
MasterKey: Minho and me are watching Captain America at your guys' dorm but you aren't in your room

dancingmachine: ahhhh sry
dancingmachine: forgot to tell minho I'm out

FailingCharismaMinho: oh are you out with Jongin and the rest?
FailingCharismaMinho: greet them from me

dancingmachine: nah
dancingmachine: I'm at that new bbq place

MasterKey: OMG THAT DATE IS TODAY?!??!
MasterKey: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US

dancingmachine: lol
dancingmachine: didn't know I had to

MasterKey: of course you had to
MasterKey: Minho and I were planning to spy on you

FailingCharismaMinho: dang it Key
FailingCharismaMinho: now it ain't exactly secret anymore, they'll probably spot us if we go now

MasterKey: damn it

dancingmachine: lol ok

FailingCharismaMinho: any progression on the date? Are you sure now if he wants something from you?

dancingmachine: I dunno???
dancingmachine: he was feeling my shoulders a few seconds ago
dancingmachine: and told me I'm impressive

MasterKey: HA
MasterKey: THAT'S A GAY ONE RIGHT THERE

FailingCharismaMinho: ^^^^

chikenluver messaged "Park-Friends"

chickenluver: yo Taemin how was your d8

adultcheese: pretty neat
adultcheese: he's rly cool

RAVIoli: noice

adultcheese: it wasn't a d8 tho I think

mochi: ???
mochi: how come?

cottoncandy: omg did he turn out to be straight?

adultcheese: nah
adultcheese: but I pretty much got friendzoned

chickenluver: LOL
chickenluver: pls do tell us more

adultcheese: he kept ruffling my hair and wiping sauce from my mouth

mooncake: that seems pretty flirty to me tho?

adultcheese: yeah but then he squiched my cheeks and cooed
adultcheese: and told me I bring out his maternal side

mochi: so all that time

cottoncandy: he wasn't flirting

mooncake: but babying you

chickenluver: BRO YOU DIDN'T GET FRIENDZONED
chickenluver: YOU JUST GOT SONZONED

RAVIoli: LMAOOO

chickenluver: omg I gotta show this to Sehun

mooncake: I'm sorry Taemin :(

adultcheese: nah I'm happier with this
adultcheese: I wasn't exactly looking 4 a relationship

mochi: I get ya
mochi: single but not ready to mingle

adultcheese: I gained a new good friend which is a much bigger bonus in my book anyway

RAVIoli: damn Taemin you suddenly sound mature

adultcheese: also his dog is awesome

chickenluver: that truly is a big bonus

taeminnie messaged dino-hyung

taeminnie: I had a lot of fun today hyung
taeminnie: thank you for cheering me up
taeminnie: roo is rly cute

dino-hyung: no problem Taeminnie <3
dino-hyung: the time spent with you was really relaxing for me as well

taeminnie: hey hyung
taeminnie: can I ask u something?

dino-hyung: sure you can (❁´▽`❁)

taeminnie: was this a date today?

dino-hyung: Σ░(꒪◊꒪ ))))
dino-hyung: oh no I'm sorry Taemin
dino-hyung: I only want to be friends with you

taeminnie: thank god

dino-hyung: Σ(･o･;)

taeminnie: wait
taeminnie: I mean
taeminnie: no offense hyung
taeminnie: I'm just not looking for a relationship rn

dino-hyung: ahhh I know what you mean
dino-hyung: don't worry, there is actually someone I like (〃ﾉωﾉ)

taeminnie: oh that's good then
taeminnie: do I kno that person?
taeminnie: maybe I can help u

dino-hyung: awww thank you Taeminnie (*/∇＼*)♡
dino-hyung: but you don't have to

taeminnie: noo pls
taeminnie: I want to help you hyung

dino-hyung: ♡
dino-hyung: you might actually know him, he's friends with Jinki
dino-hy