jongdino messaged “Two Lees and a Kim”

jongdino: oh god oh no god ohgodnono

onewcondition: ?
onewcondition: is everything okay Jonghyun?

jongdino: NO
jongdino: NOTHING IS OKAY

onewcondition: :u0

jongdino: I’m
jongdino: I’m sorry, I’m probably overreacting again
jongdino: I just feel so stupid since I should have known better

magichands: hyung
magichands: I’m sure it’s not what u think

jongdino: I’m sorry
jongdino: I have to walk Roo now

leejinkis messaged “Mission Possible: Jongho“

leejinkis: Taemin what happened?
leejinkis: it must have been something bad, Jonghyunnie didn’t use any emoticons

Keybum: did something happen?

Taememe: not sure
Taememe: hyung n me were in the cafeteria
Taememe: and minho n joohyun walked in
Taememe: then he suddenly got up n bolted????

leejinki: ?
leejinki: did he and Minho fight? :o(

Taememe: nah
Taememe: they were still bein gross yestoday

Keybum: omg
Keybum: you idiots, it’s obvious

leejinkis: :u(

Keybum: just think, what hair colour does Irene have at the moment?

leejinkis: purple?

Taememe: ye
Taememe: what bout it

Keybum: oh my god I’m surrounded by idiots
Keybum: what colour did you tell Jonghyun was the hair of Minho’s crush?

Taememe: purple??????
Taememe:
Taememe: oh

leejinkis: oh no

Keybum: exactly ‘oh no’
Keybum: ugh
Keybum: let’s just try to calmly think of a way to salvage this and hope it doesn’t get worse

FrogPrince messaged “4 shinEE stars + a keyhole”

FrogPrince: hey do any of you have cafe recommendations?

ondobu: yeah sure :~D
ondobu: any specific reason?

FrogPrince: Joohyun and I are meeting up later
FrogPrince: we don’t know where tho

ondobu: oh
ondobu: I just remembered
ondobu: the cafee I meant closed down because of a fire ha ha
ondobu: sorry my bad Minho

Keybum messaged “Mission Possible: Jongho“

Keybum: GDI MINHO
Keybum: this is making me more stressed than exam phase

leejinkis: Jonghyunnie just called me and asked if he should get purple hair dye
leejinkis: I think he was a bit drunk <:(

Taememe: shouldn’t have gotten him that wine

Keybum: okay
Keybum: drastic times call for drastic measures

MasterKey messaged “minho is #whipped"

MasterKey: Minho you better get your move on on Jonghyun
MasterKey: RIGHT NOW

FlamingCharismaMinho: ??!?!!?
FlamingCharismaMinho: what bought this on???

MasterKey: my need to avoid grey hair before thirty
MasterKey: just finally ask him on a date!!

FlamingCharismaMinho: what!?
FlamingCharismaMinho: no!!

MasterKey: I swear to god, Choi
MasterKey: how long do you plan to keep on pining!??
MasterKey: at least flirt with him or make your intentions clear

FlamingCharismaMinho: well I’m all ears on how to do that
FlamingCharismaMinho: cause all I’m hearing rn is bull

MasterKey: then stop listening to your mixtape

FlamingCharismaMinho: exCusE ME

dancingmachine: [lols in korean]

MasterKey: show him that you value his opinion and that you want to impress him

FlamingCharismaMinho: okay
FlamingCharismaMinho: and how do I do that

MasterKey: ask him for cl