yixing - xing

baekhyun - mMMM, bacon

chanyeol - loey, flem 

sehun - vivi.appa, sulayschild

April 28 - 2:19PM [ gc]

screm: so hyung whne will you add in ur boyfriend

mMMM: ye hyung i wanna meet this of urs

mama: first of all hes not my

mama: hes my flowerpie

coldguy™: barfs**

mama: second of all i havent asked him yet haha

guccigang: but mOM we cant go any longer without a dad

vivi.appa: father figure is needed.

mMMM: cant u ask him

coldguy™: tell him we really wanna talk to him

mama: fINe

April 28 - 2:23PM [mwah and love pm]

love: hon

mwah: yes?

love: my friends want to meet you

mwah: really?

love: yeah, are you ok with me adding u to our group chat?

mwah: yeah! i wanna meet the people you care for

love: aw ur so sweet

mwah: thats why you call me honey ;)

April 28 - 2:29PM [ gc]

[mama added xing into ]

mama: wait ufck

[mama changed '' to 'babes'

mama: pretend u ddnt see that

xing: its fine

mMMM: Hello kim junmyeon's boyfriend. How would you like to be referred as?

xing: my name is yixing but my friends call me lay cos i dont like getting up from bed

screm: the almighty lay has arrived. we shall hold a banquet in his name.

guccigang: lET THE PARTY BEGIN

coldguy™: 

vivi.appa: 

screm: 

mMMM: 

guccigang: 

mama: gfdi u bastsards

xing: 

mama: hon not you too

xing: you gotta move to the beat love

xing: enjoy the party

xing: dANce

mama: fine

mama: 

xing: haha thanks for the party guys

vivi.appa: approved. you are now my dad.

mMMM: finally we get a father

guccigang: after all these years *cries

coldguy™: you are now pronounced as dad lay

[vivi.appa changed his name to sulayschild]

xing: yay more children :D

coldguy™: so lAY tell us about urself

xing: well im the same age as myeonnie and i work in SM as a manager

guccigang: ohohoho a manager eh?

mMMM: WAIT SO UVE SEEN MY BOYS EXOEFJINS

xing: yup! i'm their manager

sulayschild: i like this dad. hes cool.

screm: im screaming rn ohly

coldguy™: i like that luhan guy, he's nice

screm: screaming even mORE RN EYUHIJHDC

mama: stop thirsting for my boyfriends collegues u disgusting hoes

guccigang: says the one who had a phase wh