minseok - coldguy™

junmyeon - mama

baekhyun - mMMM

jongdae - screm

zitao - guccigang

sehun - vivi.appa

April 7 - 10:49AM

[mama changed group name 'babes' to '']

mama: guYS CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE

coldguy™: spill the tea junmyeon

mMMM: FVHWENHV

guccigang: ITS HAPPENING PEOPLE STAY CLAM

screm: who

screm: WHO

mama: NFHNVHDF ITS THE GUY WHO COMES EVERY 10AM

coldguy™: oh my

mMMM: HYUNG SEND A PIC

mama: WAITSTATSAT I CANT IM SCARED

mMMM: DONT BE A ING AND TAKE A GOOD PICTURE OF THAT KIM JUNMYEON

mama: 

screm: AAAAAAAAAAA

vivi.appa: approved.

mMMM: DINVFDNVFDV HYUNG GO FOR IT

coldguy™: junmyeon i suggest you go and talk to him

mama: HDVDHVF OK WISH ME LUCK

April 7 - 11:04AM

coldguy™: @mama howd it go

mMMM: ye ye ye i wnna hear wat happen

mama: ok but let me start from the bggning

mama: so i manned the cashier at the cafe during the lunch break of my employees

mama: when all of a sudden a ray of sunshine appeared in front of me

screm: cheesy

mama: then he orders a mint chocolate cupcake with rainbow sprinkles and a cherry on top

mMMM: gASp uR FAvouRiTE FLAvOuR

mama: so i go 'hey thats my fav' and he goes 'i know'

mama: aND THEN HE WINKS AT ME AND GIVES ME THE CUPCAKE THEN LEAVES

vivi.appa: smooth. approved.

guccigang: hyYUNG UR THE BEST

coldguy™: 👀👀👀

screm: ohoho u gettin sum booty tonite myeonnie hyung?

mama: no because i didnt get his number..

mMMM: KIM JUNMYEON

mMMM: I RAISED U BETTER THAN THIS

mMMM: I THOUGHT YOU HOW TO FLIRT FOR YOU TO EXECUTE IRL N