daevid, baeyoungss, weewoojin, jihoon, juanlin (5)

 

weewoojin: hey jihoon do u know any good bakery around

 

jihoon: no ?? im new to busan

 

weewoojin: bcos i'd love to have a cutie pie like u <3

 

baeyoungss: snatched. deceased.

 

daevid: my ing wig fell off

 

jihoon: *existential crisis going on*

 

weewoojin:

 

juanlin: this is a group chat

 

juanlin: pls stop

 

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jihoon: hey who knows what the homework in economics is

 

weewoojin: i do

 

jihoon: AVSISVDNSVSJSV

 

jihoon: i might as well call you google since u hav everything im looking for <3

 

juanlin: u don't even hav classes together ???

 

juanlin: how

 

daevid: the power of love hun

 

daevid: when ur older u wud understand

 

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juanlin: and for once we have silence

 

juanlin: thank god

 

daevid: guanlin !!

 

daevid: hav respect

 

daevid: its quiet cuz theyre fighting

 

baeyoungss: srsly guys stop the lovers quarrel

 

weewoojin: i just cant take it anymore

 

jihoon: 

 

juanlin: why, hyung?

 

weewoojin: i just

 

weewoojin: i love my breath but jihoon keeps taking it away from me when he walks past

 

juanlin:

 

baeyoungss:

 

daevid: 

 

juanlin: thats it im leaving for good

 

jihoon: rip

 

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baeyoungss: guess whos goin on a d8 tom

 

daevid: not u hopefully

 

daevid: imma whip that flat if u dare cheat

 

baeyoungss: 

 

jihoon: did i just witness satan

 

baeyoungss: wheres my intellectual lover

 

daevid: oh did i scare you sweetie i'm sorry i'm just joking ;)

 

daevid: or am i

 

baeyoungss: its guanlin jfc

 

baeyoungss: i found a date for him!!

 

juanlin: omfg hyung i cant believe u wud t h i n k

 

juanlin: that im so easy i wud go on blind dates u arranged

 

juanlin: emphasis on "u arranged"

 

juanlin: bcos i dont trust u

 

daevid: guanlin pls

 

daevid: watch ur language

 

weewoojin: id think itll be good for u kid

 

jihoon: i second that

 

woojin: oh pls u always agree on everything i say

 

jihoon: i ??? do not !!

 

jihoon: 

 

weewoojin: i like sleeping 

 

jihoon: i like sleeping too

 

jihoon: we should do it together sometime <3

 

weewoojin: i rest my case

 

jihoon: ing hell

 

juanlin: can u not flirt

 

juanlin: right in front of my ing salad ??!?

 

baeyoungss: what salad ??

 

baeyoungss: whose having salad ??

 

daevid: honey dear u can stop now

 

juanlin: gdi

 

juanlin: k fine im going on that date

 

baeyoungss: sweet

 

weewoojin: good job jinyoung !

 

baeyoungss: uhm

 

baeyoungss: i hav a boyfriend

 

jihoon:

 

 

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jinjinnie, sonhoe (2)

 

jinjinnie: HELLO THERE

 

sonhoe: go away

 

jinjinnie: oh wow what a way to greet ur friend

 

jinjinnie: d i s g u s t i n g

 

sonhoe: get over it

 

sonhoe: what do u want

 

jinjinnie: FOR YOU TO DATE MY AMAZING FRIEND GUANLIN

 

sonhoe: nugu ?

 

jinjinnie: GUANLIN. LAI GUANLIN. SUNSHINE BOY. MAKNAE. TOP BASKETBALL PLAYER. S-SWAGGY RAPPER.

 

sonhoe: why are u typing in caps

 

jinjinnie: TO SHOW U HOW MUCH I WANT U TO BE TOGETHER

 

 sonhoe: sorry i dont date nerds

 

jinjinnie: 

 

 

 jinjinnie: u were saying ?

 

sonhoe: hot damn

 

sonhoe: hit me the up